Republicans Demand Biden Tell Them Why They Are Impeaching Him

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an irate letter to the White House, Kevin McCarthy and other congressional Republicans have demanded that President Biden reveal why they are impeaching him.

The letter claims that, after Republicans announced their impeachment inquiry, “the White House has stubbornly refused to provide us with any reasons for our doing so.”

The Republicans go on to demand that Biden reveal the rationale for his ouster “immediately, or face the consequences.”

“The American people are waiting, Mr. President, for you to explain to us why we are impeaching you,” the letter concludes. “Your silence will not be forgiven.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republicans-demand-biden-tell-them-why-they-are-impeaching-him

[niyad]

1. I had to check the link.

[CrispyQ]

4. Right?

Yesterday I thought this was satire but it's for real.

https://democraticunderground.com/100218269905

[MontanaMama]

7. What in the world?

I missed that little gem.

[rurallib]

9. Good lord!

[keithbvadu2]

27. Only $20,000 per day.

[Aristus]

2. Satire: Still dead.

n/t

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. The Borowitz Report never fails to entertain.

Though sometimes the headlines seem REAL.

I am sure Joe has a good laugh or two.

[underpants]

5. Actual McCarthy white from yesterday

“You know what’s interesting to me, you’re a reporter for CNN, right? I just laid out to you a lot of allegations based upon the American public,” McCarthy said during the exchange.

[usonian]

6. Look for planted mikes and fake priests in the confessional.

Nothing is too evil for the Party of Putin to Pull off.

Joe! Confess only your name, rank and serial number!



Sarcasm I HOPE!

[LymphocyteLover]

8. LMAO -- sounds about right

[LymphocyteLover]

10. they are impeaching him for among other things, the bogus charges trump wanted Zelensky to charge

against Biden for which Trump was impeached the first time

[UTUSN]

11. Hah! - Does BOROWITZ write his own headlines? Am going to confess that they give me laughs

and that I've never read even one of his columns.

[dalton99a]

12. Kick

[orangecrush]

13. K&R

[TeamProg]

14. K&R Thanks for posting. n/t

[housecat]

15. lol

[twodogsbarking]

16. They want Biden to hand over the evidence because they don't have any.

[JohnnyRingo]

17. Pure Gold.

Borowitz is a genius.

[DownriverDem]

18. repubs always have to flip the

script. They look like such fools. LOL

[AllaN01Bear]

19. (The Borowitz Report) this is the main clue. i was going to overreact

and tell them off and then saw (The Borowitz Report) loll. cool your jets allan01bear

[Faux pas]

20. Lol

That really wouldn't be at all surprising, they are that stoopid 😜

[C Moon]

21. This is soooo freeking funny!!! AND BELIEVABLE! nt

[Chainfire]

22. Today's humor is tomorrow's reality in the MAGA world.

[Rizen]

23. Republicans have become a parody of themselves

Honestly, half the country is dumb as shit for supporting them.

[blue-wave]

25. This, yes +1000!!!

The whole lot of them are the most brutish, immature and yes, "dumb as shit" people American political discourse has witnessed to date.

[Cha]

24. Pres Biden already told them..

Because they want to shutdown the government

[keithbvadu2]

26. 'Because I work for and care about the American people.'

[tclambert]

28. They want to impeach him for two reasons: he's not a Republican, and he refuses to bow to Trump.

Those must be crimes, right?

[Demovictory9]

29. Lol..even rightwing radio announced the impeachment inquiry with "reason not determined yet"

Paraphrasing what they said..on Southern Calif talk radio

[burrowowl]

30. LOL

[raging moderate]

31. Trump just explained why they are impeaching Biden, didn't he?

Trump just said in an interview that Biden is being impeached because Trump was impeached. He said that Biden would not have been impeached if he himself hadn't been impeached.

[IronLionZion]

32. They can charge him with Bidenomics, creating too many jobs

stopping daily COVID deaths, making more stuff in America like computer chips, and much more.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" always beats "they're stealing our jobs".