Rudy Giuliani actually believed Trump would help with his legal bills?? (Chuckle.)

[Cyrano]

There are many stupid people in the world. And then there are the likes of Giuliani, and many of his cohorts, who really, really believed that Trump would always be there to help them out.

Donald John Trump has spent his life fucking employees, contractors, lawyers, and anyone else he dealt with, screwing them out of what he rightfully owed them. Anyone with a brain, who did anything for Trump, asked to be paid up front.

Sorry, Rudy. Getting screwed by "Dear Leader" is karma. Live by the Big Lie, you're gonna get screwed by the Big Liar.

Sorry, Rudy. As Jerry Seinfield's Soup Nazi said, "No soup for you."

[Joinfortmill]

1. Rudy's brain is mush.

[getagrip_already]

2. Rudy thought his receipts would protect him.....

The defendendent is just using the mountains of evidence to delay his trials.

Delay, delay, delay. Settle for no jail time. Win election, either himself or a faithful q standin, pardon and kill what's left.

Suck it Rudy. You are just another punk.

[LoisB]

3. "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time". Given tRump's

history, I just don't understand how anyone could think that he/she will be the one person to whom tRump will reciprocate loyalty, the one lawyer he will pay, the one "friend" he won't throw under the bus...

[keithbvadu2]

9. Plenty of room - UNDER the Trump bus

Plenty of room - UNDER the Trump bus

[LoisB]

10. Rolling! That is funny!

[nycbos]

4. Trump has one amazing ability.

Despite having a record of screwing over every single person who worked with him, he has the ability to somehow convince his next mark that he won't do the same thing to them, and they are somehow in it together.

[Cyrano]

5. As Yoda would have said: "The stupid is strong on this planet."

[ffr]

6. 🤣

TFG followers are just that, followers. They'll eat up whatever he and Fox Noise are pumping out and thank them for it.

Just as it's hard to train some dogs not to eat dog crap, you can't teach these people not to eat the crap that's making them ill.

Just move on with your life. They're beyond hope.

[Maeve]

7. Once Rudy looked like a fool, he was toast

Hair dye running down his face, never to recover trumpy's grace...

[Blue Owl]

8. Rudy knew that Diarrhea Donny was no gentleman

[brush]

11. Rudy, Rudy, Rudy...you were once riding hign, leading NYC cop riots...

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stirring them up to continue killing unarmed Black men; you flaunted your mistress in public down 5th Avenue, leaving your wife humiliated at home in Gracie Mansion; you dominated the spotlight on 9/11 and became the celebrated "America's Mayor" and rode that wave as far as it could take you.

Not far enough though as you ran for president but became known only for Joe Biden's quip..."A noun, a verb and 9/11" (yep, that was Biden's). After that you somehow hooked on as trump's sidekick/personal attorney...a big mistake.

We thought, you being the famous ex-mayor of New York, and CEO of your own security consulting firm, that you were a savvy, sophisticated guy, but it seems that's not the case at all.

Was it the divorce, another one, from the glamorous mistress/now ex-wife and the huge alimony payments? Was it the failure of the firm? Finally, is it the booze and the association with trump that led to the Four Seasons Landscaping debacle, was it the hair dye running down your face, the 60-some odd failures in court to your filings to show evidence of election fraud in court, on one of which appearances you farted audible in Jenna Ellis' face? All of course resulted in huge bills, money owed and an indictment with legal bills and bail money needed, which your broke ass doesn't have.

Oh, Rudy, what a come down, what a colossal fall. We all once thought you were a shrew operator but you turned out to be nothing but a sad sack bumpkin having to go hat-in-hand to trump to help you out by paying you legal fees he never paid, hundred of billed hours...hundreds of thousands, maybe millions owed.

Come on, Rudy, you should know better. Everybody else knows by now, you get your money from trump up front or you won't get it.

What are you gonna do now? Try a go-fund-me page like Jenna Ellis, another lawyer victim of MAGA — Making attorneys get attorneys?

[erronis]

13. Excellent. The Ghoul is not worth all the good words you spent on him,

but I appreciate reading them.

Maybe the ghoul can come back in a future life as a bubonic flea-infected rat in NYCs sewers. Oh, wait - he's already reached that level.

[patphil]

12. Com'on Rudi, I thought you would have figured it out by now.

Trump demands loyalty from everyone, but is only "loyal" to people he needs something from.
Once you've fulfilled your usefulness, he's done with you.

[dembotoz]

14. each one thinks they are special and trump will treat them differently..lol

after all this time they still have not figured it out