Well Sheeeeeit, I'ma Just Run for Dogcatcher, then Rob a Bank

[Beetwasher.]

Or vice versy. I’d be untouchable cuz political persecyooshun.

[samnsara]

1. i said this from the get go..any idiot can run for office so they can get out of

..criminal liability?

[tanyev]

2. Remember to keep saying you truly believed all that money belonged to you.

[Beetwasher.]

3. Course it belongs to me

I Truly believe it! Prove I don’t!

All I need is my $11,871 back! That’s what I told the bank manager, but he was part of the deep state conspiracy against me, so I had no choice but to take it back by any means necessary.

[Fiendish Thingy]

4. You'll join all the other criminal candidates in jail

Im not sure why you think you’d be “untouchable” -Trump isn’t, and neither are the many candidates and sitting elected officials who have been investigated, prosecuted and jailed.