Florida Man ain't got nothin' on Tommy Tuberville

[marmar]

By John Archibald | [email protected]
This is an opinion column.


There’s good news and bad.

The good: Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville ain’t from around here. Hallelujah. He is, as we all knew and is yet again confirmed in extensive reporting by the Washington Post, just another Florida Man doing all the wacky things expected of a Florida Man.

So Alabama can say without qualm: “He doesn’t belong to us.”

The bad: Alabama looks like a state full of Florida Men for electing this guy, for continuing to ignore obvious deficiencies including racist comments, interference in military promotions, connection to a fraudulent hedge fund, a history of dishonesty as a college football coach, and other assorted foolishness. ....................(more)

https://www.al.com/news/2023/08/florida-man-aint-got-nothin-on-tommy-tuberville.html

[dchill]

1. Florida has THREE senators...

...and Alabama has one. Taint fair.

[rubbersole]

2. Hey! Tommy the Taint!

You are good, dchill.

[dchill]

3. He won the blue ribbon at the Taint Fair.

[BOSSHOG]

4. Taint that a shame

[Cha]

5. I hope tuberhead ends up

Paying for his fucking shit.

[Old Crank]

6. Unfortunately

His election says a lot about our electorate today. And it's not only just their side.

[czarjak]

7. Ron&Tom share the same Q-ualities.