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RC deWinter @RCdeWinterA woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I dont know where I am.
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, Youre in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, You must be a Democrat."
I am, replied the man. How did you know?
Well, answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information. Frankly, you havent been much help to me.
The man smiled and responded, You must be a Republican.
I am, replied the balloonist. How did you know?
Well, said the man, you dont know where you are or where you are going. Youve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. Youre in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now its my fault.
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50 Shades Of Blue
(10,276 posts)dchill
(38,746 posts)AllaN01Bear
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Joinfortmill
(14,831 posts)DBoon
(22,521 posts)It involved a lost airplane pilot, who circled an office building and shouted "where are we?" to a man by an open window. The man answered back, "you're up in the air"
After which the pilot made a perfect landing.
The pilot knew the man was in the IBM building because he gave an answer that was technically true but completely useless.
eppur_se_muova
(36,394 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)on the ground.
The Lost Ballonist
A man is flying in a hot air balloon when he realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man in a field below. He lowers the balloon toward the man and shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I am late to meet a friend, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "I'm happy to help. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
After a brief pause, the balloonist declares: "You must be a lawyer."
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below responds, "Indeed. And you ... You must be a client."
"Why, yes, I am," replies the balloonist, "how in the world did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
googling that, it seems that every profession has a version of this!
Major Nikon
(36,859 posts)PurgedVoter
(2,239 posts)She of course got a spinal injury during the fall signaled for help and sued the man who saved her and got a huge settlement. After she went into politics she made sure no one could ever get such a settlement again, even if it were justified.
I realize this isn't funny, but Greg Abbott isn't funny either.
iluvtennis
(20,058 posts)GLBTS
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LetMyPeopleVote
(147,541 posts)gopiscrap
(23,821 posts)FakeNoose
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lefthandedskyhook
(973 posts)Spot on, sadly accurate and well written... also very funny!
turbinetree
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paleotn
(18,184 posts)burrowowl
(17,702 posts)But too true, so sad.
elleng
(132,332 posts)due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. Youre in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now its my fault.
calimary
(82,040 posts)ANY Republican.
The man smiled and responded, You must be a Republican.
I am, replied the balloonist. How did you know?
Well, said the man, you dont know where you are or where you are going. Youve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. Youre in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now its my fault.
liberalla
(9,373 posts)Aussie105
(5,664 posts)Not until they develop some introspective intelligence, and work out that THEY are the problem.
Oh, and maybe stop looking for who to blame for their own faults - that would help too.
Please file this post under #NotGonnaHappen!
Arthur_Frain
(1,883 posts)nt
jg10003
(978 posts)czarjak
(11,572 posts)TAX REFORM. Pauly made sure.
Hortensis
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Blue Owl
(51,304 posts)paulkienitz
(1,297 posts)malaise
(270,862 posts)Perfect😀