DeSantis Demands NATO Withdraw from Disney's "It's A Small World" Ride

[Zorro]

ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report)—In an effort to establish his foreign-policy credentials, Ron DeSantis urged all NATO countries to “immediately withdraw” from Disney World’s “It’s a Small World” ride.

Claiming that Disney had perpetrated an “illegal woke invasion of Florida,” the Governor identified the “Small World” ride as the “tip of Disney’s liberal spear.”

“The Evil Empire of Disney is trying to spread the ideology that ‘there’s so much that we share,’ ” he said. “Not on my watch, there isn’t.”

He said that, if NATO did not withdraw from “It’s a Small World,” he would instruct Florida state troopers to raid the ride and “seize your dolls.”

“It will not be a world of laughter,” he warned. “It will be a world of tears.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-demands-nato-withdraw-from-disneys-its-a-small-world-ride

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. OMG Bwahahahahaha! Don't give that asshole ideas!

[elias7]

2. Actually that ride and it's incessant replaying of IASM(after all) is a personal hell of mine

I was half hoping it was not a Borowitz or Onion piece…

[RKP5637]

3. And soon ALL foreign language courses are to be removed from all schools and universities in Florida

No student will be taught a foreign language, none are to be spoken, no translations, no signs and all non-English books are to be removed from ALL libraries in Florida! Punishment will be severe for violations of these orders and soon a new state law! It is toooooo Woke for the great state of FloriDUH.

[Bluethroughu]

17. We speak Merican here in floriduh under deathsantis.

[RKP5637]

19. K&R!!!! I also think of him as Meatball Ron DeNazi! n/t

[Bluethroughu]

23. He is a bland over-cheesed meatball de nazi!

[RKP5637]

24. ...

[LiberalFighter]

4. I heard that DeSatan rides it and takes his nonfunctioning poker and wipes it on it.

[MayReasonRule]

5. Lol, What A Horses Patootie!!!

He’s an asshole after all, he’s an asshole after all, Jean asshole after all he’s an asshole after all!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. I love good satire

Link to tweet

[Marcuse]

7. And Ukraine must disappear as well.

[markodochartaigh]

8. It's a sad world

It's a world of power,
And a world of pain,
A world for straights,
But not for gays,
There's so much to control,
And it's time you're aware,
It's my world after all.

It's a small world,
No room for you,
It's a small world,
It's all my world.

[Turbineguy]

9. Does his demand invoke Article 5?

[Rizen]

10. He's like a villain strait out of a Disney movie.

Anti-freedom-of-speech fascist.

[AllaN01Bear]

12. snort.

[Dave Bowman]

13. That's weird enough to be true...

Reality has become stranger than fiction, damn that's creepy.

[RKP5637]

20. Yep, in FloriDUH the line between Fiction and Reality is getting real thin and

sometimes (often?) breaking through.

[BunnyMcGee]

14. Sounds about right for ds

I can imagine him saying that

[Artcatt]

15. Does de satan have an undiagnosed chemical imbalance?

[RKP5637]

21. He's clearly off his meds IMO. n/t

[AllyCat]

16. Omg so funny!!!

[Xavier Breath]

18. That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

[Recycle_Guru]

22. perfect! attacks DeSantis attacks on Disney while also...

attacking his abject lack of foreign policy experience and amd lampooning the far right's reflexive hatred of NATO or anything inclusive.

[USALiberal]

25. Lounge!!!!!