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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTiedrich: Jim Jordan just can't stop fucking that chicken
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/jim-jordan-just-cant-stop-fucking?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1162742&post_id=134590857&isFreemail=true&utm_medium=emailyou could call it a compulsion.
fresh off the news that he and James Comer have been getting cozy with a Chinese spy, Jordan wasted everyones time with another one of his famous clownshoes hearings yesterday.
you already know how it went, because all of these hearings follow the same template: Jordan huffs and puffs and waves his arms and shouts and points his fingers and makes wild allegations that have no bearing on reality, and then when its the Democrats turn to speak, they fucking demolish everything that just came out of Gyms mouth because Jordan is a gibbering loon, and the Dems come armed with actual facts.
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House Republicans have had their knives out for Wray for a long time, because Wray is right at the center of one of their oldest and most-cherished conspiracy theories. it goes likes this:
a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI conspired with Hillary and Ukraine to lose her own election so that Trump could become president so that Christopher Wray and the deep state could take Trump him down.
no, seriously. this is their gospel.
now take that nugget of dipshittery and throw in a bunch of covid nonsense and Hunter Bidens penis, and youve pretty much got yesterdays hearing in a nutshell.
Long read, but worth it. Take a look at the Democratic responses in the videos at the link.
Beakybird
(3,338 posts)geardaddy
(24,980 posts)dweller
(23,853 posts)✌🏻
geardaddy
(24,980 posts)CurtEastPoint
(18,752 posts)geardaddy
(24,980 posts)I wonder where that came from!
CurtEastPoint
(18,752 posts)geardaddy
(24,980 posts)Mad_Machine76
(24,507 posts)challenging the GOPers' persistent wild fantasies. The problem with the GQP is that they see conspiracies everywhere and will NEVER be placated no matter how much evidence is released that refutes them. The only way to deal with them seems to be electorally defeating them before they cause too much damage.
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)calmly shooting down their lies and allegations with truth.
I liked him calling the accusations that he was attacking conservatives insane given his background. He stopped short of pointing of stating hes conservative himself, but no doubt sure that at a few points he and others pointed out that Donald Trump appointed him and the Republican senators confirmed them.
Blue Owl
(51,086 posts)underpants
(183,505 posts)a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI conspired with Hillary and Ukraine to lose her own election so that Trump could become president so that Christopher Wray and the deep state could take Trump him down.
StClone
(11,711 posts)I wish Tiedrich would be serious and stick to convention and not creatively toss out a fowl phrase like "fucking that chicken." When the old equine meme is perfectly apt of "fucking that dead horse" would work nicely.
robbob
(3,554 posts)which is alluded to by a poster above, with a link to the hilarious on-air broadcast of it (on a Fox News affiliate channel, no less) and its pretty hilarious!
That sounds funny I could go for that!
StClone
(11,711 posts)I got this written link: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Keep%20fucking%20that%20chicken
Ilsa
(61,731 posts)the IRG (Insurrectionist Rapist Guy). But IRG got to him first, even leaving him stranded in CA without his FBI jet just to be petty.
TheBlackAdder
(28,347 posts)geardaddy
(24,980 posts)calimary
(81,922 posts)EVERY time his name comes up or hes referred to, make an issue out of it.
EVERY time. Wheres yer jacket, son?
Its a signature he seems to have come up with because in all the time hes whored for news coverage, Ive only seen him fully-dressed, WITH jacket ON, at some large publicly-covered church service (some VIPs fu real I think). Otherwise, never.
Forget something, dude? Why dont you ever dress properly? This is CONGRESS (or whatever distinguished locale) for Petes sake.
Mom didnt tell you how to dress properly for such an important job?
Nobody taught you how to dress appropriately for business? Were you born in a barn or something?
geardaddy
(24,980 posts)Remember when all the Goopers were apoplectic about how they thought Fetterman would be dressing in his usual casual attire?
calimary
(81,922 posts)NowISeetheLight
(3,943 posts)He loaned his jacket to cover up some of those molested wrestlers....
TrollBuster9090
(5,959 posts)Fox Weather Guy: "I guess that's me!"
Fox News Guy: "Keep fuckin' that chicken!"
Fox News Woman: ---GAK!---
Fox Weather Guy: ---WTF--
That awesome reference wasn't lost on me. Next to the Norwegian news woman blowing an air biscuit at the end of the nightly news, that's my favorite news moment.
geardaddy
(24,980 posts)Kid Berwyn
(15,556 posts)These NAZIs in Congress and the Supreme Court are in deep shit, along with their Fuehrer.