By the way, Mitch McConnell, you total dick....

[Whovian]

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. That he is.

I loathe him more than anyone in our government.

[butterfly77]

10. I agree..

[IL Lib]

26. +1

Kantor, and Issa not far behind.

[xtraxritical]

41. DITCH MITCH 2014

[still_one]

2. What do you expect from someone without a neck

[Whovian]

5. I will admit that he does look like a cartoon turtle.

[DollarBillHines]

20. Cabbage Patch Doll nt

[xxqqqzme]

23. and no lips!

n/t

[SaveAmerica]

42. Lowly worm!!

[Whovian]

51. OMG! It's him!

[peacebird]

53. Yertle the Turtle!

[sarcasmo]

3. Looking forward to Ashley Judd taking the seat held by Mitch.

[tanyev]

4. That would be sooo cool.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

8. +1 nt

[bloomington-lib]

15. yep

[hue]

24. I'm in for this also!! Go to hell "good ol' boys!"

[TheAmbivalante]

25. Know what I hate about Ashley Judd?

She won't quit calling me.

Seriously, Senator Judd... that would be SO delicious.
She would be a dedicated, compassionate Senator.

[KauaiK]

6. How is that working for you Mitch

[n2doc]

7. ...

[ProudProgressiveNow]

9. +1 nt

[FailureToCommunicate]

11. Time for his "turtle time"

[crunch60]

46. Mitch is sad, Obama is a Second Term President.

[hifiguy]

12. You got your ass kicked up so far into your shell

that you'll be tasting shoe polish for weeks, Yertle.

[TahitiNut]

13. If someone slit his throat ...

... it'd be a circumcision.





(This does NOT, in any way, suggest that I'd advocate such a thing. No way. No how. Circumcisions should be consensual.)

[awoke_in_2003]

44. Woo hoo....

a circumsion debate

[crunch60]

47. +100000

[Hutzpa]

14. Mr Turtle Lips himself. nt

[silvershadow]

16. And this may make Ashley Judd the next Senator from Kentucky. nt

[Whovian]

32. I so hope so.

[titanicdave]

17. The Hybrid

by that, I mean, the human/turtle hybrid failed, is a total dick and should be voted out when his re-election bid comes in 2 years

[2naSalit]

31. That would be nothing less than

appropriate.

I always thought he looked like some caricature of a "church lady".. at least the version of church lady I grew up around, scary. I had a scary 4th grade teacher that looked like him, or he looks like her. She was mean as he appears to be, totally over-zealous and inflexible about trivia so she'd have an excuse to treat me like shit. She hated me. He brings back some rather traumatic memories just looking at him.

And with the "turtle" idea, it reminds me of a cartoon from the 1960's, Tudor Turtle and Wizard Lizard. the turtle was always chasing after improbable dreams and scenarios and begged the wizard to send him to be where he dreamed of. The wizard would relent and transport him, through magic, to the middle of his fantasy. The turtle would rapidly get himself into untenable situations and cry out, "Help Mr. Wizard! Help!" And the story always ended with the wizard's incantation, "Tweedle, Deedle, Drazzel, Drome... time for this one to come home." As the turtle spun around as if in a whirlpool he awoke in the wizard's home, thanked Mr. Wizard for saving him from a dangerous situation and discovered a moral to his misadventure.

So I say about Mr. Mitch... Tweedle, deedle, drazzle, drome, time for THAT one to go home!

[ROBROX]

18. JUST ANOTHER EVIL PERSON TO SERVE SATAN.

This guy is a born again LOSER. Time for this thing to be flushed back to the dark ages with his kind.

[closeupready]

19. McConnell failed.

Again.

[HopeHoops]

21. You're toast Mitch - TURTLES FOR OBAMA!

[Blue Owl]

22. Just remembered I need to Turtle Wax the car

n/t

[hue]

27. Ashley Judd is AWESOME!!!

[Aristus]

28. Epic Fail, Senator McTurtlechin.

[HughBeaumont]

29. Uhhhhhhhhhhh . . . .

[crunch60]

48. Mitch is watching this years Presidential returns saying, " O shit, we lost Ohio."....and Florida.

Suck it up you jerk!

[Skidmore]

30. Mitch has truly become the post turtle.

I sure miss Swampy now.

[Initech]

33. Cue the fail horn!!!

[blackspade]

34. Ain't that the truth!

He is an embarassment to KY.

The top of a long list I might add.

[shenmue]

35. Ha ha! :)

He and Michelle Bachmann and the rest of those nuts have lost.

[Swede Atlanta]

36. If he was an honorable person (oh silly me)...............

he would immediately resign and then once home on his horse ranch he would commit hari-kari. No need to get blood in the Senate office building!!!

[heaven05]

37. strom thurmond jr.

super fail sucker

[AndyA]

38. T R E A S O N

The GOP seriously injured the nation by preventing legislation that would have greatly aided its recovery.

[Arugula Latte]

56. ^Yes, this^

[JEB]

39. Ditch Mitch!

Come on Ky, I know you can.

[A Little Weird]

45. I hope so

I'm pretty demoralized after Chandler (US house) was defeated by a republican. But I will vote for whoever challenges him. I would vote for an actual turtle before I would vote for him. (not kidding)

[Lifelong Protester]

40. And may I add, epic.

Epic fail, turtleman.

You're going down. You next.

[bluestate10]

43. The single most important thing that I want to see is that McConnell asshole defeated in 2014. nt

[WillyT]

49. K & R !!!

[drlindaphd]

50. Don't tell me you just noticed?

I can't bear to look at him. He is just so slimy.once he opens his mouth ans starts to speak, I am done! He is a poster whatever he is for sludge.

[daybranch]

52. I resent

you associating a most prized part of most male anatomomy with this useless-----

[AllyCat]

54. There are many reasons to dislike this man but

Can we not criticize his appearance?

[Berlum]

55. Republican HATE for all things decent and American is

REPUGNANT

[Raster]

57. T-R-A-I-T-O-R

Learn it!

[Borland92]

58. McConnell and Rove

Karl Rove and Mitch McConnell have the same batting average if I'm not mistaken. $300,000,000 and 2 years of being a dick and absolutely nothing to show for it! Just another two years until this man, Boehner, and every other demagogue on the Right become irrelevant.

[LynneSin]

59. Ironically my goal for this election was to keep Mitch McConnell the minority leader

WIN!

[olegramps]

60. Nothing more than a slack jawed scumbag.

[Divine Discontent]

61. fascist slime!

[part man all 86]

62. He is a BROKE DICK!

[The Wizard]

63. Make him talk about

his short stint in the Army and when he got caught giving some guy a hand job in the shower.