"And a man came up to me ...

[NanceGreggs]

... tears streaming down his face, and said, 'Sir, I can't believe what they're trying to do to the country's favourite and most innocent president'."

And Jack Smith replied, "Stop groveling and whining, Donald."

[Srkdqltr]

1. Ok you made me laugh.!!!!

[MiHale]

2. That's one cuppa I'm not getting back...

Now proceed to cleanup!

[blm]

3. Lololol

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. A big, strong manly man. Just like Josh Hawley. nt

[Probatim]

8. I don't normally think of Manly Men, but when I do, it's always Josh Hawley...

[CTyankee]

21. That graceful Hawley sprint out of the Capitol on Jan. 6. When the going gets tough, the "tough"

run away...

[niyad]

5. you nearly owed me a keyboard.

[riversedge]

6. good one

[malaise]

7. 😀😀

[Richard D]

9. Gold star Duzy!

[pwb]

10. Yes, and everyone in prison is innocent too.

Just ask them?

[liberal N proud]

11. LoL

[gab13by13]

12. Trump is going to have a nervous breakdown,

His daddy is gone, Roy Cohn is gone, Michael Cohen is gone, Weiselberg in prison, Jared and Ivanka gone, Meadows testified, his lawyers testified. All he has left is his unwashed Magat horde.

A Narcissist who loses his fluffers is not a pretty sight.

I'm buying stock in ketchup.

[Wounded Bear]

14. And "best" parts of his unwashed Magat horde are in or going to jail...

[speak easy]

30. Puts a new spin on 'Only the best people', doesn't it?

[William Gustafson]

31. He does have Malania still, right?

Don Jr and Eric too, right?

[Blue Owl]

13. Bwah!

[Spazito]

15. ....

[hkp11]

16. you made me laugh too

[Wild blueberry]

17. Perfect!

Thank you.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. LOL

[electric_blue68]

19. Bwah! Ty!

[Nevilledog]

20. Perfect

[Ilsa]

22. As I read your headline, I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. 😆🤣 nt

[republianmushroom]

23. haven't done much, "yet", donald, maybe more to come thou.

One can hope.
28 months and counting

[SleeplessinSoCal]

24. Funny & true, But I've very specific question on your spelling choice.

Favorite or Favourite? As you chose the English spelling, I tripped while reading and imagining President Thinskin Egomeister spelling it that way.

[Hekate]

25. Nance ❤️ joins us from Canada, where she's been for decades...

Don’t remember if she ever told us which of the US states she came from before love lured her North.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

26. Thank you.

[NanceGreggs]

34. Sorry about that.

I'm from Brooklyn, NY, and moved to Canada in '74 when my then-husband (also from Brooklyn) was offered a very lucrative job in Toronto.

We separated three years later, but I decided to stay here when I was offered a very lucrative job of my own as a writer for a music-biz magazine - which meant having to adapt to Canadian spellings.

In 1985, I became a court reporter, a career that spanned almost forty years - and the Canadian spelling of words was mandatory. Had I produced court transcripts with words like 'color' and 'neighbor' (instead of 'colour' and 'neighbour'), I would have been cited for not being able to spell properly.

After all these years, Canadian spellings are second nature. I understand that it can be off-putting at times in my posts here - but the habit is too ingrained to change.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

38. No need for an apology, I was in tfg's head and stumbled over the word.

Our imaginations are pretty wonderful places. After living in London for three years in the 70's, I'm still accutly sensitive to English phrases and the delightful differences.

I also spent a fair amount of time all across Canada in the 80's. I was able to experience their national healthcare in Vancouver. I envy you your day to day life up there. Wonderful country.

[AllaN01Bear]

27. lol

[bigtree]

28. whoo!

[The Wizard]

29. Trump whining? Nooooo

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(In the voice of Emily Litella), Never mind.

[mwb970]

33. You are thinking of Gilda Radner's "Emily Litella" character.

[The Wizard]

35. One of the pitfalls of aging

is forgetting Emily Litella. Edit coming

[mwb970]

36. The other character was much better known.

And, it's been a while.

[mwb970]

32. trump is just such a grotesque fool.

Like a caricature of a real human being.

[UCmeNdc]

37. LOL!!!