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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTexas School Picture Day Photographer Expands Offerings To Include Memorial Posters
https://www.theonion.com/texas-school-picture-day-photographer-expands-offerings-1850408923SAN ANTONIOAfter noticing a sharp increase in demand in recent months, local school picture day photographer Allison Cummings announced Friday that she would expand her offerings to include large memorial posters. Were pleased to let our many Texas clients know they can now order a 26-by-34 memorial poster board of their childs face that would perfectly represent them at a wake or vigil, said Cummings, recommending parents, grandparents, and other surviving family members act now to purchase the large-format version of what might be the last photograph of their child ever captured. Take it from other mourning parents: You wont want to be concerned with this kind of thing if the unthinkable occurs a few days, weeks, or months from now. This is the sort of high-quality inkjet print and sturdy cardboard your child deserves to have hanging above their casket. Its only $39.99, and were offering 15% off and our condolences to anyone with more than one child in the same Texas school. At press time, Cummings was overheard instructing one smiling child to do a serious one in case he turned out to be the next shooter.
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Texas School Picture Day Photographer Expands Offerings To Include Memorial Posters (Original Post)
Nevilledog
May 2023
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Deuxcents
(16,455 posts)1. Omg 😱.
Bettie
(16,151 posts)2. Capitalism meets Gun Culture
I guess...it's, um, something.
Srkdqltr
(6,386 posts)3. On one hand it's a thought, on the other it's so horribly sad.. Ok The Onion.
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LetMyPeopleVote
(145,965 posts)5. I love good satire
Deuxcents
(16,455 posts)6. Aggg.. I gotta pay better attention
Karadeniz
(22,607 posts)7. Me, too!