After successfully identifying a giraffe...

[underpants]

[Srkdqltr]

1. The funniest thing is his other wife was in the picture too.

So he said EJean Carrol was Marla but his first wife was in the picture.

[marble falls]

2. To be fair, Marla Marples is not a giraffe.

[judesedit]

11. lol

[Farmer-Rick]

3. I think if I were being accused of rape

I would know the difference between my ex-wife and my accuser. Of course he goes on to say the photo was blurry and that he's a star who is allowed to grab women by the pussy.

Stupid but cunning.

[Warpy]

12. It also says it wasn't a memorable thing at all

which means it was something he'd done before and afterward, maybe even in Bergdorf's. He certainly felt confident about brushing past the clerks into the lingerie dressing rooms.

To malignant narcissists like him, all other people are interchangeable, like cogs in a machine. We're just things to be used to satisfy an immediate need and then discarded.

[jcgoldie]

4. Oh yeah well!

YOU'RE NOT HIS TYPE EITHER just so you know!

[Kid Berwyn]

5. Explains why Bolton is a trigger.

What the FBI said about Marla Maples, Michael Bolton and a pickle:

https://torontosun.com/news/world/marla-maples-bedded-michael-bolton-while-dating-trump-fbi-files

[underpants]

6. 😳

[Kid Berwyn]

7. Then, he kept calling John Bolton, "Michael Bolton" for some reason.

From Inside Edition:

The FBI dossier states that Maples’ former publicist, Chuck Jones, testified in court that she “had bought singer Michael Bolton back to her room following Trump's departure for a West Coast trip.”

https://www.insideedition.com/did-marla-maples-cheat-donald-trump-michael-bolton-51740

[ShazzieB]

9. Yes, this answers the question about Michael Bolton.

What's this about a picckle, though? I don't see anything there about a pickle, not even using "find in page."

[Kid Berwyn]

10. I'm sorry...that's a game Marla and Michael played.

Based on their relationship, “Hide the pickle.”

[ShazzieB]

13. LOL!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

8. LOL

[Faux pas]

14. Lol

[underpants]

15. 👀

[Faux pas]

17. The

stable geni-ass never disappoints!!!!!

[UTUSN]

16. hah