Aw, how ADORABLE. Trump will attend Melanie's 53rd birthday party "if his schedule allows"

[Miles Archer]

Melania Trump Will Celebrate 'Low-Key' 53rd Birthday as Husband's E. Jean Carroll Trial Ramps Up (Exclusive)

"Melania likes a low-key celebration with family," a source tells PEOPLE, noting that the former first lady will likely stay in Mar-a-Lago Wednesday amid her husband's swelling legal issues

By Linda Marx

Published on April 26, 2023 10:54 AM

Melania Trump is expected to spend her 53rd birthday Wednesday with family at Mar-a-Lago, a source tells PEOPLE.

"Melania likes a low-key celebration with family and that I believe is her plan for this year's birthday," the source notes.

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But as for Wednesday, Donald is expected to celebrate Melania if his schedule allows him to be in Mar-a-Lago.

"If Donald is here, he will be joining the family to celebrate his wife's birthday. Despite what you hear, the Trumps are a close family," the source adds.

[Meadowoak]

1. He's probably not invited.

[Miles Archer]

3. I don't care what kind of a "public face" she attempts to put on...

...and I do not think their marriage is a "love story for the ages."

I do think that what she wanted, more than anything, was to live a fabulous and glamorous life with media coverage on her terms.

I think she liked living in Trump Tower and spending money like they were printing it downstairs.

She was royally pissed off when Michelle Obama got the cover of "Vogue" and she was denied.

And because she went on The View and said "I'd like to see the birth certificate," I have zero sympathy that she is on the receiving end of whatever the female equivalent of "cuckolding" is. She's the woman whose husband is accused of raping a woman AND who paid a porn star and playmate hush money to cover up their affair.

And because I think she's as much of a narcissist as he is, I don't believe for a second that she's turning a blind eye and deaf ear to the media coverage of this.

So to Melania...Happy Birthday, you moody, sullen, foul-mouthed creep.

[blm]

18. I'm with Miles.

[captain queeg]

7. Exactly

[uponit7771]

12. +1,

[Blue Owl]

2. Maybe he'll even splurge and get her a beautiful card

But probably not...

[Miles Archer]

6. I know some people dislike (or got sick of) "Friends," but...

...I am reminded of the episode where Joey and Chandler buy Christmas gifts for everyone at the gas station...2 sodas, new car smell, toilet seat protectors, and condoms.

[Celerity]

8. he can recycle the Kim Jong Un love letter to Motherfucker

[live love laugh]

4. More clown fodder for those craving RW entertainment.

[DFW]

5. How touching. n/t

[spanone]

9. Well, when your hubby's on trial, accused of rape, it's best to keep it on the low

[Blue Owl]

11. I'm skipping my rape trial for you, baby...

The ultimate act of love!!!

[spanone]

13. 😂😂😂

[Midnight Writer]

10. Will he remember her name this year, or will he call her Melanie again?

[rurallib]

14. Well, it is better than getting buried at one of Trump's golf courses

in a unmarked hole.

[tanyev]

15. Melania: "I really don't care, Donald."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. Fuck that! Then I'm

not going!

[llmart]

17. "her husband's swelling legal issues"

That's probably the only thing that's "swelling" for Mr. Mushroom.

[Maeve]

19. She's too old for him now

Bet she doesn't give a fig if he comes or not (all puns intended)

[KatyaR]

20. "Despite what you hear, the Trumps are a close family."

[mercuryblues]

21. Maybe he is waiting for his invitation to the State Dinner.

[xmas74]

22. Ordering his aides to Doordash McDonald's and KFC

really takes up a large portion of the day.

[Straw Man]

23. Melanie?

[Miles Archer]

26. He famously / infamously called his wife "Melanie" in error, in a Tweet. n/t

[Straw Man]

27. Ah. Could have been an autocorrect error ...

... but, as a friend of mine is fond of saying, "In his defense, he's a very stupid man."

[ecstatic]

24. "low key" aka nobody wants to come,

not even her own husband?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. How long before the divorce is filed?