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milestogo

(16,829 posts)
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 06:56 PM Mar 2023

How do Republicans even reproduce?

I'm serious. Their understanding of biology and female anatomy is even less than their knowledge of pregnancy.

Clearly it would be horrible for a trans or gay child to be born into a Republican family. Also horrible for a girl.

How do they ever manage to produce children who survive to adulthood?

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How do Republicans even reproduce? (Original Post) milestogo Mar 2023 OP
By accident. TreasonousBastard Mar 2023 #1
Rape and incest. Aristus Mar 2023 #2
I've never had a romantic relationship with a repug. Laffy Kat Mar 2023 #3
I agree Laffy Kat Duncanpup Mar 2023 #7
Oh, Duncanpup... Laffy Kat Mar 2023 #15
Even very primitive animals figure out how to reproduce, Ocelot II Mar 2023 #4
+1 Meadowoak Mar 2023 #5
Sloths. KentuckyWoman Mar 2023 #16
I would hope that having a gay child would help enlighten your typical Republican? walkingman Mar 2023 #6
From what I've seen, they get really angry with a son or daughter who is gay. milestogo Mar 2023 #8
Gay children happen to Republican parents. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2023 #9
it can, and they become enlightened treestar Mar 2023 #14
Just guessing Mitosis. davsand Mar 2023 #10
... milestogo Mar 2023 #11
I think guns are involved somehow ----- rurallib Mar 2023 #12
They don't make it into "adulthood" BigmanPigman Mar 2023 #13
Coercion, I would expect. NT Drum Mar 2023 #17

Laffy Kat

(16,382 posts)
3. I've never had a romantic relationship with a repug.
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 07:05 PM
Mar 2023

But I was with a libertarian for a while. Not good. Politically progressive lovers are the best, IMHO.

Ocelot II

(115,719 posts)
4. Even very primitive animals figure out how to reproduce,
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 07:05 PM
Mar 2023

but they can't explain how it works. Neither can GOPers.

KentuckyWoman

(6,681 posts)
16. Sloths.
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 08:51 PM
Mar 2023

Sloths are supposedly the dumbest mammal on earth. And yet they've figured out how to produce babies without rape and how not to poop in their food and water.

So... perhaps sloths aren't the dumbest mammal on earth after all. ....

walkingman

(7,623 posts)
6. I would hope that having a gay child would help enlighten your typical Republican?
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 07:15 PM
Mar 2023

After all if you brought a child into this world I would hope that you would support them without prejudice? If not, you have no business having children. They make a pill for that, or at least they do as of now.

ProudMNDemocrat

(16,786 posts)
9. Gay children happen to Republican parents.
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 07:20 PM
Mar 2023

I do have to shake my head at the Log Cabiners. How can they be LGBTQ and Republican at the same time?

That indeed defies any logic at all.

treestar

(82,383 posts)
14. it can, and they become enlightened
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 08:28 PM
Mar 2023

on that one issue only. Even then, they cannot "get" an issue until if affects them personally.

davsand

(13,421 posts)
10. Just guessing Mitosis.
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 07:27 PM
Mar 2023

Can't and really don't want to envision anything involving fluid swapping.





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BigmanPigman

(51,608 posts)
13. They don't make it into "adulthood"
Sun Mar 26, 2023, 07:53 PM
Mar 2023

They are perpetually immature whiners who can't function in a real world with normal adults. That is why they run for the loves of their lives...their guns and weapons. That proves they are real, adult men.

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