Tiedrich tweet

[spooky3]

“ Donald Trump is such an aggressively inept bozo of a criminal that if he hadn't been born into obscene wealth, right now he'd be on an episode of Cops, drunk and with his shirt half off”

[Walleye]

1. Somebody said of Eric Trump that he would've suffocated in the second grade getting into his jacket

[LymphocyteLover]

5. OMG, LOL!

[CaptainTruth]

2. Truth

[Warpy]

3. I think he'd be a small time Queens criminal, in and out of jail constantly

all big talk but such incompetent action that he was kept small time, nobody in the mob trusting him in any way.

Her is not a smart man. Moving from place to place to find fertile ground for a new pack of lies wouldn't occur to him.

[rurallib]

8. I kind of doubt he'd have made it to 30

[Warpy]

11. He might have if he'd lucked out and put on that weight earlier

and landed a series of jobs as a bar bouncer. He might have been halfway decent at that.

But yeah, most likely a chalk outline long before he got to his present age.

[housecat]

14. But you can't be a bar bouncer without a spine

[Warpy]

17. He's got one of those and it's degenerating

which is why it looks like his head is between his shoulders these days.

[Malmsy]

4. Or at the bottom of the Hudson river in cement shoes. Or cellmate of Whitey Bulger...

[EarthFirst]

6. Without his wealth and access he'd have been fertilizing the weeds in some marsh outside Seacaucus

...years ago.

[ironman99]

7. Not drunk

Just losing trying to deal Three-Card Monte in Central Park and a runner for the Mob in Queens.

[bedazzled]

15. Starting cars for the boss

Like in "Wise Guys"

[PatSeg]

9. I've often said that without his inherited wealth,

Trump would be that annoying loudmouth at the end of the bar, the know-it-all that everyone tries to avoid. He hits on all the attractive young women in spite of being rejected over and over again. With the men, he is a very loud expert on every subject and unless he buys some broke schmuck a drink, most patrons find an excuse to move elsewhere or leave the bar.

I've waited on my share of Donald Trumps minus the fame and fortune.

[spooky3]

10. I think you have his number. Nt

[PatSeg]

12. Yes, when I first started to notice

him years ago. I found him to be really peculiar, almost amusing, and I realized that many of the obnoxious people I'd waited on would be pretty much like Trump if they had the money. Probably without the bizarre hair and makeup however. Even THEY weren't that weird.

[TheBlackAdder]

13. If Trump didn't have his dad, he would have been sent to Vietnam and fragged by his own platoon.

[housecat]

16. Now that's a good one

[MadameButterfly]

18. If he hadn't been born into obscene wealth

maybe he wouldn't have had a sense of entitlement and he might have learned something in school. If he hadn't had an abusive father, he might have even been a decent guy.

And we would never have heard of him.

[soldierant]

20. On the assumption that narcissism

is all from nurture and none from mature.

That my be the case, but I'm not convinced.

[liberalla]

19. "aggressively inept bozo of a criminal"

Dang, he can't even crime well! What a loser!

And yet he inspires such loyalty and allegiance in his followers.
They love and laud this POS ? WTAF?
Frickin unbelievable and completely ridiculous.