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Thu Feb 23, 2023, 02:23 PM

Fox News Announces Acquisition of Kevin McCarthy

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News Channel announced that it has completed its acquisition of the Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy.

Rupert Murdoch, the network’s majority owner, said that he was “delighted” by the purchase of McCarthy and noted that Fox had snapped him up at an attractively low price.

“It helped that there were no other bidders,” he said.

But, even as Fox moved McCarthy onto its corporate ledger, some Wall Street analysts predicted that the network would rue the day that it acquired the congressman.

“Kevin McCarthy will be Rupert Murdoch’s worst investment since MySpace,” one analyst said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-news-announces-acquisition-of-kevin-mccarthy

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Zorro Feb 2023 OP
ProudMNDemocrat Feb 2023 #1
TeamProg Feb 2023 #2
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brer cat Feb 2023 #4
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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2023, 02:31 PM

1. Satire that rings true to a point.

By giving the Security tapes to Tucker Carlson, Kevin McCarthy just once again, SOLD his soul to the devil that is FAUX noise..

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2023, 02:32 PM

2. K&R Thanks for posting. n/t

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2023, 02:42 PM

3. I love good satire

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Response to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #3)

Thu Feb 23, 2023, 04:11 PM

4. So do I.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Feb 23, 2023, 04:14 PM

5. KremlinKevin is such a bad deal, he had to throw in over 40,000 hours of video to boot.

He was pure liability by himself.

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