Thu Feb 23, 2023, 02:23 PM
Zorro (15,232 posts)
Fox News Announces Acquisition of Kevin McCarthy
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News Channel announced that it has completed its acquisition of the Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy.
Rupert Murdoch, the network’s majority owner, said that he was “delighted” by the purchase of McCarthy and noted that Fox had snapped him up at an attractively low price. “It helped that there were no other bidders,” he said. But, even as Fox moved McCarthy onto its corporate ledger, some Wall Street analysts predicted that the network would rue the day that it acquired the congressman. “Kevin McCarthy will be Rupert Murdoch’s worst investment since MySpace,” one analyst said. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-news-announces-acquisition-of-kevin-mccarthy
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Zorro | Feb 2023 | OP |
ProudMNDemocrat | Feb 2023 | #1 | |
TeamProg | Feb 2023 | #2 | |
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Hermit-The-Prog | Feb 2023 | #5 |
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Thu Feb 23, 2023, 02:31 PM
ProudMNDemocrat (14,107 posts)
1. Satire that rings true to a point.
By giving the Security tapes to Tucker Carlson, Kevin McCarthy just once again, SOLD his soul to the devil that is FAUX noise..
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Response to Zorro (Original post)
Thu Feb 23, 2023, 02:32 PM
TeamProg (3,863 posts)
2. K&R Thanks for posting. n/t
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Thu Feb 23, 2023, 02:42 PM
LetMyPeopleVote (130,058 posts)
3. I love good satire
Response to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #3)
Thu Feb 23, 2023, 04:11 PM
brer cat (21,630 posts)
4. So do I.
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Thu Feb 23, 2023, 04:14 PM
Hermit-The-Prog (27,901 posts)
5. KremlinKevin is such a bad deal, he had to throw in over 40,000 hours of video to boot.
He was pure liability by himself.
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