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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Fox News Channel announced that it has completed its acquisition of the Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy.
Rupert Murdoch, the networks majority owner, said that he was delighted by the purchase of McCarthy and noted that Fox had snapped him up at an attractively low price.
It helped that there were no other bidders, he said.
But, even as Fox moved McCarthy onto its corporate ledger, some Wall Street analysts predicted that the network would rue the day that it acquired the congressman.
Kevin McCarthy will be Rupert Murdochs worst investment since MySpace, one analyst said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-news-announces-acquisition-of-kevin-mccarthy
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ProudMNDemocrat
(17,575 posts)By giving the Security tapes to Tucker Carlson, Kevin McCarthy just once again, SOLD his soul to the devil that is FAUX noise..
TeamProg
(6,630 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(149,623 posts)brer cat
(25,260 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(35,194 posts)He was pure liability by himself.