Joke: How many Tucker Carlson's does it take to change a lightbulb?

[rpannier]

None. He uses gas-lighting

[multigraincracker]

1. Russian gas, no doubt.

[True Dough]

2. Seriously, does this look like

someone who could figure out how to unscrew a lightbulb anyway? Dim bulb is what he is!

[GGoss]

3. I Doubt That Man-Child Has A Single Callous On Those Hands

[underpants]

4. He looks like an angry Muppet

[nolabear]

6. Now that made me laugh!

Which is nice because usually any mention of that little asshole gives me the epizootic, as my grandmother would say.

[calimary]

7. Barrrump-bump!

[Rhiannon12866]

8. And he hasn't backed down yet...

[diane in sf]

9. Grammar Nazi alert, take the apostrophe out.

[SWBTATTReg]

10. An infinite number ... he's too dim