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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf you think the Republicans are just sitting around doing nothing, boy are you wrong!
This is from Free Republic. It is real. It is not a joke. It is important to know what the other side is up to--as Obama attempts to reach across the aisle and work with politicians who represent the interests and mindset of people like this. I'd say that Obama has the hardest job in the world, wouldn't you?
Just look at this...
Link:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2957088/posts
Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:
1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account.
2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.
3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.
4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang.
5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all transactions.
6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.
7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all bills with a money order.
8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents.
9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency.
10. Call and turn off Direct TV.
11. End all computer web services.
12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.
13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!
The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!
1 posted on November 8, 2012 12:42:24 PM CST by paratrooper82
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)This is hilarious. They're having full on psychotic breaks
JaneyVee
(19,877 posts)villager
(26,001 posts)He just issues the edicts?
Corgigal
(9,291 posts)Thought the same thing, she should say Fuck you asshole do it yourself.
OldDem2012
(3,526 posts)...What a dumbass.
postulater
(5,075 posts)Michigan Alum
(335 posts)RudynJack
(1,044 posts)She'd be exhausted from cutting all that firewood.
Brother Buzz
(36,422 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,648 posts)That would be, if neatly stacked, about one fifth of an acre 8 feet deep. Or to put it another way - if your house had 1600 square feet and 8 foot ceilings, you would need five such houses, completely filled with firewood to make 500 cords.
Evasporque
(2,133 posts)Zorra
(27,670 posts)chalky
(3,297 posts)and then run like hell.
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)"Dear John,
As per your instructions I cleaned out the bank account and am now heading to parts unknown.
Enjoy your new life as a hermit."
Iris
(15,653 posts)codjh9
(2,781 posts)misspellings too, although he's better than many/most. It's insane: fear of someone who is trying to help us.
JustFiveMoreMinutes
(2,133 posts)..establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!
Flashmann
(2,140 posts)I like the entire list......They ALL should get right on that.......
KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)I can't imagine living in that kind of irrational fear.
GreenPartyVoter
(72,377 posts)texanwitch
(18,705 posts)I feel sorry for his wife.
yashoo
(55 posts)an odd omission by any freeper standard
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)is like not announcing he's gonna breathe.
unblock
(52,205 posts)but you're right, a freeper screed would at least mention it, say stock up on ammo or something.
FarPoint
(12,351 posts)I give them 30 days
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)And, second, getting parts for that 69 mustaaaaang is gonna be a bear.
Third, if his wife took "instructions" from him, she's suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)Clearly that means use the landline all the time including the many emergencies in all of freeperdumb.
MicaelS
(8,747 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,010 posts)They only use it in an emergency, but friends have to call before they come over. If they're not answering the phone, what good would it do to call. And, if they have caller ID, and they know it's a friend, they're using the phone when it's not an emergency.
My guess is this is a Freeper infiltrator having a bit of fun at their expense.
GAC
sinkingfeeling
(51,448 posts)use landline in an emergency?
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)The phone part is funny.
Maybe people can yell over the gate.
mshasta
(2,108 posts)dumb fuck!! ..
Obamamama44
(98 posts)reformist2
(9,841 posts)ChisolmTrailDem
(9,463 posts)Then they would be out of the way while the adults clean up the mess they left behind.
yesphan
(1,587 posts)You'll be running into them when you're hiking. Living next to their "bug out" vehicles.
Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)HockeyMom
(14,337 posts)I know they will use any devious method they can to get their way.
deutsey
(20,166 posts)kentuck
(111,085 posts)to put on her veil.
Springslips
(533 posts)"The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not to know about here."
Well, moron, (or moRAN as you call it.), perhaps it would have been best NOT to post this online where the gov'ment and everyone else an see it!
Blue Meany
(1,947 posts)unblock
(52,205 posts)Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)are you saying they are dumber than baboons?
unblock
(52,205 posts)That literally made me LOL. Thank you.
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)to provide firewood.... Well maybe he just had his wife cut and split it but whatever.
FSogol
(45,481 posts)Doodler71
(443 posts)I can't think of a place to hold that much wood, unless he has acres and acres of land. I guess there is a lot of empty real estate in his skull, maybe he could store it there.
Gruenemann
(984 posts)They're pretty much the same as the ones here!
andrewdrinker
(2 posts)I'm glad there's bipartisanship on at least one thing!
dooner
(1,217 posts)some of the responses are pretty good...
Blue4Texas
(437 posts)Michigan Alum
(335 posts)Cognitive_Resonance
(1,546 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)You think they'll ever stop CRYING?
Dyedinthewoolliberal
(15,571 posts)a cord of wood measures 4x4x8. He said he has 500 cords. How much room does he need?
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)That is one hell of a lot of space.
Gregorian
(23,867 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)because this is pretty funny trollery if not...maybe even funnier if so...
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)I bet an equal case can be made for any of these three possibilities:
1. Real freeper, really mad, checking out.
2. Real freeper, posting chum to get the base stirred up and with the side benefit of having a Liberal read it and post it as truth elsewhere.
3. Real Liberal trolling them hard.
All three scenarios make me laugh though.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.
9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency (???).
12. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.
How can anyone call you, numbnuts, if you ditch the cell phones and won't use land lines? Got a direct line to your bat-shit crazy brain?
City of Mills
(2,880 posts)So we don't have to read this fantasy "taking my ball and going home" crap.
But hey, go Galt and financially cripple yourself. Go on welfare. It's such an easy, free ride isn't it?
These people don't live in the real world.
Autumn
(45,065 posts)does just as he instructed. It would be funny if she instructed his ass with a frying pan.
I can only pray that they are doing all of the above.
WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)He's not getting much traction with this.
DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts).
siligut
(12,272 posts)FSogol
(45,481 posts)1. Tell Mom, I'm out of Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and Hot Pockets.
2. Post racist and inflammatory messages on internet.
3. Masturbate furiously.
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Sucks to be them.
Doodler71
(443 posts)and the house line is only for emergencies?
This is so kooky that I can't even muster the energy for sarcasm.
CoffeeCat
(24,411 posts)...that involves large gold reserves and dehydrated beef stew that were purchased after listening to Glenn Beck tell them to stock up on essentials.
susanna
(5,231 posts)Michigan Alum
(335 posts)They were saying it in jest.
trixicopper
(62 posts)calico1
(8,391 posts)Doesn't he know the government can track your ISP?
Look out buddy, they will find you soon!
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)TYY
cecilfirefox
(784 posts)tledford
(917 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Moderates are pissed and want the far right drummed out...that means the local chairman.
BeeBee
(1,074 posts)As I mentioned in another thread, I work at a place where we have a "club" and people get several shipments throughout the year. So far, we have had two people cancel their memberships because of the election.
There is no rational thought going on in their heads.
thereismore
(13,326 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)SoCalDem
(103,856 posts)Full-hunker-mode
alcibiades_mystery
(36,437 posts)Eggggs-ellent.
These people are mentally ill.
Michigan Alum
(335 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)It's all bullshit keyboard warrior nonsense. In reality, he's never been married, lives in his mother's basement, and doesn't have any of that stuff, including the imaginary wife.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)Apoptosis. Look it up.
NYC Liberal
(20,135 posts)I can't imagine living that way. Even when Bush was president, I never sank to that.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)That's gonna make one helluva bonfire? Or does he plan to use it over the next 50 or so years? In which case, it will be rotted and useless after a couple years, but hey it's great for growing termites and bugs in. Hope it's not too close to his house
librechik
(30,674 posts)except for the entire government. Or Canada? same thing. Ohm they will drive to the bottom of their driveway where they will lock the gate and barricade themselves awaiting the Blue Helmets.
Maybe they're heading to their secret underground lair where they will gather with other like minded people to wait out the apocalypse.
What is that, Idaho?
oh, and...He's going to get the wife to build a security gate? Is the fence impermeable? Electrified? Imaginary?
lulzy...
Carni
(7,280 posts)And then before Y2K and then when Obama was elected the first time (you get the idea) LMAO!
My fave "End all computer web services"
What other types of "web services" does this guy have or offer?
hootinholler
(26,449 posts)Some of those say exactly the opposite of what he means.
99Forever
(14,524 posts)The dumbass forgot to list make a new one of these:
mstinamotorcity2
(1,451 posts)program next week called Doomsday Preparations
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)pa28
(6,145 posts)This guy sounds like he's gone around the bend.
trueblue2007
(17,215 posts)WHAT A MORON.
He is wasting his time with meaningless less drivel.
firehorse
(755 posts)Better to fester in the hatred and paranoia alone out in the woods.
nc4bo
(17,651 posts)Bwahahahha
brooklynite
(94,517 posts)Destroy and toss all cell phones
use landline telephone only in an emergency.
Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.
brooklynite
(94,517 posts)..."It's quiet out there -- TOO quiet"
DearHeart
(692 posts)He didn't think that posting all that, he may have already alerted the feds to his plans??? DUH!