I would like to thank the Media for informing me of everything I know

[Waterguy]

I want that written on my gravestone,
no, actually I want it printed in microscopic print
on my urn,
that is buried beneath an old willow tree that
sits in the backyard of the Whitehouse

next to Abe Lincoln's dog fido

And after that,

Most of all, I would like to thank the Academy

And then, after all of this,

my wife and family,

And certainly, God himself

[agingdem]

1. Just once, when something semi significant occurs,

it would be refreshing if, instead of blathering sound bites and running the same pics over and over again, a talking head would say "We don't know shit but when we do we'll let you know so until then go back to binge watching White Lotus"...

[Shermann]

2. Or instead of speculating for a bit and cutting to prescription drug ads, run the ads nonstop

Break into the ads when you actually know something.

[3Hotdogs]

3. --- got a better idea.

I don't watch that bullshit in the first place.


My news comes from A.P., Times, local paper and D.U. posts.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

5. Unfortunately tens of millions are greater than one.

[Alexander Of Assyria]

4. After decades of exactly that, obviously it's not a mass media accident, it's the agreed upon plan.