As we gather around the Festivus Pole this Festivus Eve

[Jersey Devil]

let's all have a very Merry Festivus.

Let the airing of grievances and feats of strength surpass all those of the past.

It's the Festivus Miracle! Enjoy!

[spike jones]

1. I read a book about the TV show Seinfeld. It told how a lot of the story lines got written.

Many were from the cast’s and writer’s family, friends, and acquaintances' personal experiences. One writer’s father invented the holiday Festivus in 1966 as a family tradition and to be celebrated as an alternate to other holidays, not just Christmas. There were many rituals in the celebration, some of them were included in the show, some were not. One that was not included was the traditional hand-painted cardboard sign on the mantle that read, “FUCK FASCISM.

[Initech]

2. I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're going to hear about them!

[rsdsharp]

3. At Mar-a-Lago

it’s Festivus all year long! The airing of grievances is nonstop. Deck the halls with globs of ketchup, fa la la la la, we love that Heinz!

[IronLionZion]

4. Pin the head of household

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

[geardaddy]

5. I'm getting you all presents!

You're welcome

[grantcart]

6. In AZ the airing of grievances goes 2 hours just to get through the AZ Republican Party.

[Evolve Dammit]

7. I got a LOT of problems with you people.

[SergeStorms]

8. Festivus for the rest of us!

My "airing of grievances" is probably going to run quite a bit longer than usual this year. 😉

[Wicked Blue]

9. Please do NOT lick the pole

It's freezing out there