Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, the fashion plate

[Norbert]

It looks like something from Hee Haw back in the day.

Link to tweet

[TexasTowelie]

1. A Searsucker dress? nt

[yonder]

2. Even Matlock wouldn't take that case.

[tishaLA]

13. Whenever I hear "seersucker" I get flashback to Sophie's Choice

When Meryl Streep calls Stingo's seersucker suit a "cocksucker suit" because, well, English was like her 4yh language after all.

[Haggard Celine]

3. Reminds me of the candy-stripers that they

used to have in hospitals. I think they call them nurse's aids now. Where did she find that hideous dress? Bet it smells like mothballs.

[True Blue American]

7. Except Candy Stripers

We’re volunteer!

They would not volunteer to wear that dress.

To think Arkansas has gone from Bill Clinton to that!

Remind me to never visit Arkansas!

[Omnipresent]

29. I think most people wind up in Arkansas...

“My dream is to live in Arkansas”, said no one.

[TheBlackAdder]

11. IDK what hospitals you experienced but the candy strippers in NJ wore the sexy cosplay outfits.

.

My 17 year old sisters had to wear them and fend off patients. They quit because of it.

This was back in the 70s and some reason the hospitals were OK with minors being groped.

.

[Celerity]

20. Trump's true MAGA: Make American Grope Again

[RSherman]

43. Candy Stripper

I had a student write a resume for an assignment and instead of writing that she volunteered as a "candy striper", she wrote "candy stripper". Well, I bet those patients got well quickly! ha ha

[ShazzieB]

4. I can't even look at the outfit.

All I can see is the blonde hair. Of course there is nothing wrong with changing one's hair color. I've done it myself, albeit less drastically. And really, it's none of my business. It really isn't. I just can't seem to help really not liking it on her. At all.

I was already having a hard enough time trying to imagine her being governor of a whole state. I wouldn't be shocked if she'd run for a congressional seat, or even a lower statewide office. But governor? I just can't get my head around it. I guess I shouldn't be that surprised. I guess anyone named Huckabee is automatically a big fish in the little pond that is Arkansas.

I just find it all profoundly weird.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

5. so short. look at the guy looking at her legs.

[newdayneeded]

24. in all fairness,

I think the guy is looking, but not in a sexual way. More like thinking WTF!

[True Blue American]

34. That was no admiring,

Look at the cute legs look.. she is too old, too heave to wear what I would assume be her idea of a Dallas cheerleader look.

What I would like to know is who let her out of the house like that? Her kids? Were they mad at Mom?

[Celerity]

30. ...

[True Blue American]

35. Trying to out do Santis

Sinatra boots!

[Celerity]

37. Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walkin' (1966 Original)

[True Blue American]

62. For some reason DeSantis does not look so sexy.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

69. Is she auditioning for Fox & Fiends? Her choices for her public appearance, of course.

[wnylib]

85. The boots are such a nice touch.

All she needs now is a big straw hat.

[tblue37]

6. Don't you remember the matching blue striped shirts on her dad & brothers in that family pic?

https://thedailybanter.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_503/MTM2NjQ0ODcwNjYyODU4MzM1/huckfamily.webp

[Maru Kitteh]

40. tblue that was my FIRST THOUGHT. She recycled her brother's overalls.

[SheltieLover]

42. Bazinga!

[Rhiannon12866]

8. ...

[SheltieLover]

44. But this doll has a slight chance of havinv a functioning brain.

[samplegirl]

9. Hot mess

Looks like she’s ready to do a ho down!

[LenaBaby61]

18. The family that thing comes from ....

Are nothing but lying, treasonous, racist, so-called 'christian,' a moral filth buckets.

NEVER one bad thing ever said about their cult-leader, but plenty of heat and insults for Pres. Biden.

She's going to fuck up Arkansas worse than it already is.

[betsuni]

10. Oh, I don't know, looks like pajamas. No need to change clothes.

The newly blonde hair is weird.

[Loryn]

12. How was Sadie Hawkins?

Poor thing.

[Skittles]

14. doesn't she have any friends?

a good friend would clue her in...

[Irish_Dem]

49. If you are a governor of a state, hire a stylist.

A stylist can craft a professional, polished, serious look.

Right, even a friend or a mirror would have told her this outfit was a complete disaster.

[bluesbassman]

55. No mirrors in a vampire's house.

What an absolute train wreck. In more ways than one.

[Paladin]

15. I'd feel sad for her, if she weren't so obnoxious. (nt)

[Irish_Dem]

51. Yes it is a humiliating picture.

[bamagal62]

16. Wow.

Good luck with that, Arkansas.

[Norbert]

17. I keep looking to see if this is a photoshop. No luck. She is fashion dense

I better never hear about a tan suit again.

[Patterson]

19. The picture doesn't show her ridiculous cowboy boots.

[Irish_Dem]

48. I was horrified at first glance, and then scrolled down to the boots.

Words fail me.

[Biophilic]

21. That just can't be real. Arkansas you voted for this?

[CentralMass]

22. Her native tongue is Lying.

[purr-rat beauty]

23. Looks like a clown...

oh wait!

That IS a clown!

[Kaleva]

25. Many dryers have a wrinkle release setting

[Irish_Dem]

53. All the dryers in the world cannot fix this outfit.

[Vinca]

26. It looks like the top half of her jammies. Good lord she looks stupid.

[GoCubsGo]

27. Why is she still in her nighty?

And, does she not own an iron?

This is what you voted for, Arkansas. Good luck to you. You're going to need it.

[PCIntern]

28. Whoa Nellie!!!!

The twenty-five comments that went through my mind just now….I would be alerted on for each of them here so I will simply say: No Comment because I don’t wish to lose my posting privileges.

[hatrack]

31. Draggedy Ann

Uh, no. Just . . . .no.

[elias7]

32. The older gent on the right is wondering what her legs remind him of

[tanyev]

33. Did she just come from a backyard barbecue party?

That is not an advisable look for a public appearance by a woman who wants to be taken seriously as the governor-elect.

[lindysalsagal]

36. Desperate Housewives of Hicksville Alabama

[kentuck]

38. Arkansas must feel so proud this morning.

For what they have hoisted upon America.

[allegorical oracle]

39. She read a glamour mag that said vertical stripes make her look slender. Gross and truly tacky. n/t

[SheltieLover]

41. Definitely Hee Haw.

[SheltieLover]

45. Arkansas voted this in?

[LuckyCharms]

46. This pic gives me feelings of sadness, for many reasons. n/t

[Irish_Dem]

56. Yes I agree.

Something is very off with this woman.

[Irish_Dem]

47. Good God.

I don't think this outfit can be saved.

[Marthe48]

50. Any stains on her blue dress?

n/t

[FSogol]

52. Wow, when will she get her first Vogue cover?

[Talitha]

57. Minnie Pearl Collection clearance rack?

[yellowcanine]

58. Dorothy in "Wizard of Oz." Needs ruby slippers to complete.

[49erCat]

59. This just screams professionalism, doesn't it?

I wonder what a judge would have said had I walked into court wearing this back in the day when I practiced law?

[Jilly_in_VA]

60. OMFG

Who is her fashion designer? It can't be LuLu Roman, she had better taste......

[Aristus]

61. Now, let's be fair.

In Arkansas, that counts as formal wear.

[DavidDvorkin]

63. Who cares? This is our version of the tan suit nonsense.

[jmowreader]

64. It fits with her whole aesthetic

She’d look better in a dark pantsuit, white blouse, business pumps, about a foot less hair and a reasonable amount of makeup…but looking like she got dressed with the lights out is her personal style.

I’m more concerned about her governance, which is almost guaranteed to be worse than showing up for a press conference in a dress she made out of a mattress cover.

[IcyPeas]

65. She's channeling her inner Marjorie Taylor Green.

[Meowmee]

66. Did she win the election?

If so somehow it slipped by me….


She looks totally unprofessional there.

[Boomerproud]

67. Sadly, yes. She "won".

[Meowmee]

73. Oy

[LeftInTX]

68. Yes...Image is from a press conference

[Meowmee]

74. Ugh

She is awful, awful, awful.

[Yavin4]

70. Hey, Ron DeSantis. Looks like you have a challenger to your boots' game.

You betta step up.

[Cha]

71. What was she thinking?! nt

[hatrack]

72. Also, is one of her boots longer than the other . . .

Or is it one of her legs?

Just . . yikes!

[LeftInTX]

76. One leg is fatter than the other and pushing it down..LOL

[llmart]

75. I want to say something but I just don't have words for this right now - or maybe never.

I guess I'll just leave it at, "well, bless her heart".

[3catwoman3]

77. That is hideous...

...in every possible way.

Even before I saw the full length photo, I knew there would be boots involved and that it would not help.

Is she getting fashion advice from Kyrsten Sinema?

[Hekate]

80. Oddly enough, Sinema can carry it off with her oddball fashion sense. She has verve & confidence ...

…and a snarky sense of humor, and loves bright splashy colors and outfits that are cut to fit her body-type. I may not like her politics and I don’t think she looks Senatorial, but she carries it off. (By the way, any woman in elective office who loves bright colors and wants to look professional should get an album of Nancy Pelosi photos. Impeccable.)

Poor Sarah wouldn’t know what verve is if it bit her on the nose. She looks depressed and angry in equal measure at all times — and her fashion choices reflect that.

[3catwoman3]

84. Oddball fashion sense is being very gracious. Perhaps if she were an elemetary school...

...teacher or children's librarian some of her sartorial antics might pass muster, but things like the Fuck You ring, the sleeveless denim vest, and sneakers are not at all appropriate, IMO. She dresses like she's 12.

[Hekate]

86. True dat

[ecstatic]

78. lol @ the onlooker faces

She looks a hot mess. A complete mess.

[Hekate]

79. I saw a recent photo where she looked pretty darn good, for her. WTH is this, though?

I thought she tooks Scaramucci’s advice to heart. This looks less like a relapse and more like a bad hangover.

What has she done to her hair? Where do you even get a dress like that?

What the ever loving hell is going on?!

[area51]

81. This outfit reminded me a bit

of some of the crappy outfits that Ivanka & Mel Trump would wear. It looks like their fashion experts hate them.

[lamp_shade]

82. Perhaps she had just attended a hootennany.

[treestar]

83. That is just - not right

The dress is too short. That outfit could maybe, maybe work for going out to a dance club. Not for a governor.