Lone Ranger of the kitchen.

I am no great cook by any means, but I can prepare a healthy and edible meal. In fact, my wife and I share kitchen duty about equally. That said, what I do not need in the kitchen is any help. No, I don't want you to slice the veggies, I will wash the dishes and clean up the mess, just stay the hell out of my way and no one gets hurt. Maybe it is a "man thing," I don't know.