Boebert before & after *UPDATED* BoebertTOAST

[kpete]

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**********UPDATE***********

Wow! It looks like Lauren Boebert is toast. Since last night the remaining ballots were largely in her favor. But now those are tapped out. She's only a few dozen back but the now much smaller number of remaining ballots strongly favor Frisch. It looks like she's done.
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UPDATE: Democrat Adam Frisch is poised to upset Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert in CO-3, based on a 9NEWS analysis of remaining ballots, which are largely in counties where Frisch holds strong leads. #copolitics

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[a kennedy]

1. Love it. 😂 🤣 😂 and too bad so sad. NOT

[TheBlackAdder]

45. On the winning image, her husband looks like he want's to divorce her ass like MTG's husband did.

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[eppur_se_muova]

49. Nah, he's just thinking it would be really cool to expose himself right here, right now. nt

[tanyev]

2. Where is that? The infamous bowling alley?

[Probatim]

31. It holds a special place in their hearts.

[Better Days Ahoy]

3. Are those godless miscreants holding a prayer moment

In photo #2? Straight to hell, Bobo. Straight to hell.

[TheBlackAdder]

5. I guess God needed to humble her ass.

[Better Days Ahoy]

7. A direct lightning strike while she held her semi-automatic rifle

Would have been, well, Biblical.
And a final editorial from on high.

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Who died? Oh, it was her socialist grift. She can still do FOX News segments for fee.

[Leghorn21]

8. Naw, she's gonna open her own mega church, BA!!

Pull down millions and millions instead of that paltry congressional paycheck, yep!

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Well, I guess she can't use "Our Lady Of..." because she's not a lady. "Word Of The Day Church"

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The word of the day is always LEGS.

Spread the word.

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[COL Mustard]

48. The word of the day is always LEGS. Spread the word.

Not Bang Bang's, thank you. Not ever, not under any circumstances. I would have to go home, sterilize my razor and cut off a certain body part.

[enough]

6. NYT still predicting she will squeak by to win.

[stopdiggin]

13. which is almost unimaginable

but then, so is some twitter account - that is more concerned with posting a meme than in going for the truth.

[Major Nikon]

16. It's getting closer

Depending on what precincts are left out there it could still happen. I don't think there's any question she needs to get a large majority of what's left, but if most of that is in rube territory she could still pull it off.

[gay texan]

9. happy derp, then sad derp.... n/t

[BlackSkimmer]

12. Looks like they were praying at that point.

[catsudon]

11. well

she can go back being a waitress again, that's a more respectable job for her.

[Genki Hikari]

50. Waitresses are far better people than that tramp has ever been

She acts like what she is--a crappy business owner who undoubtedly stiffs employees on pay and creates a toxic work environment.

[gldstwmn]

14. Here's a little ditty for Lauren Boebert called Oh No, Bye Bye:

[stopdiggin]

15. silent prayer. twitter wants you to think dejection.

not. this race is still a nail biter.

[Mr. Ected]

17. Are they serving babies on the buffet?

Looks like a bunch of dejected fascist babies in that pic.

[Thrill]

18. Her husband always looks miserable

[SoBlueInFL]

27. He's probably going to be a lot more miserable when he no longer r/o

gets paid the big bucks. I'm guessing that he will not be considered an "energy consultant" now that his wife has lost her job.
https://coloradosun.com/2022/08/16/lauren-boebert-financial-disclosure

[Emile]

19. Looks like they are praying to Trump for a miracle!

[aggiesal]

20. Did she concede or is she contesting the election? n/t

[Paladin]

21. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (nt)

[Aviation Pro]

22. 97% of the vote

Based on the current numbers leaves about 8200 votes. In other words, the walking dumbfuck would need to capture nearly all the remaining votes to eke out a win.

Sad trombone, moron.

[jaxexpat]

34. If she pulled in ALL the remaining votes, she'd only win by around 1500.

It's too close for my taste but it's still a statistically probable Democratic win. I guess this will be one of the elections that might bring on rumors of violence and cheating. Fox news has probably already doubled its presence in Grand Junction. Probably the Oath Keepers and similar scum as well.

[NowISeetheLight]

23. Just Waiting

Hopefully when it’s 100% in and called and the psycho loses I’ll be pouring a nice brandy/7-up. Hopefully it’ll be a morning cocktail for me!

[Vinca]

24. Well, she can always cheer herself up by going out and shooting another

neighbor's dog. If anyone deserves to lose . . .

[MarineCombatEngineer]

32. That never happened,

the story was debunked.

https://www.denverpost.com/2022/10/18/lauren-boebert-shoot-dog-fact-check-goats/

No, Lauren Boebert didn’t shoot her neighbor’s dogs. Here’s what really happened.

Two dogs were shot and killed on or near Boebert’s property in separate incidents after attacking livestock

Western Slope U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert pushed back against allegations this week that she shot and killed her neighbor’s dog, a husky named Omega, and documents from law enforcement corroborate the congresswoman’s denial.

Public records obtained from the Garfield County Sheriff’s Office and the 9th Judicial District Attorney’s Office show that two dogs had been shot and killed on or near Boebert’s property in Silt over the course of a year.

Both dogs were shot after they attacked and killed other animals in the neighborhood, Garfield County Sheriff’s Office records show, including some of Boebert’s goats, animals she references often on the campaign trail.

A different neighbor, not Boebert, told police he shot and killed both dogs after the attacks, the records show. The Denver Post is not naming the neighbor — who could not immediately be reached for comment — because he is not charged with a crime.

She's a POS who deserves to lose but that story was 100% false.

[Vinca]

42. It's amazing the most positive thing that can be said about Boebert

is she didn't kill the neighbor's dog. LOL.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

44. IKR?

[rubbersole]

25. Maybe the second picture is after they ate at her buffet.

[Shellback Squid]

26. it's still very close

[packman]

28. That, alone, makes it all worth while

[IronLionZion]

29. Every vote counts in close elections like this

throw that Bobo out!

[dchill]

30. I am experiencing perfected Schadenfreude.

No one can take that away from me!

[ProfessorGAC]

33. If This Is Bye Bye Bang Bang...

...it will be a most deserved fate. One term in congress is even worse that her hero's one term in the WH.

[keithbvadu2]

35. Class act

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[sir pball]

36. Maybe she can go to a little place where the beer flows like wine...

[radical noodle]

37. More than anything else

THIS made my night!

[twodogsbarking]

38. She can go back to her old job.

Not as much standing.

[wryter2000]

39. That's a beautiful sight

And we don't ever have to worry about polls again. What freedom.

[marble falls]

40. I feel good ... Hah! ... I knew that I would! Huh! Good gawd!

[h2ebits]

41. First pic is how I feel. I live in Denver.

She is awful; so happy that she has been voted out.

[Wingus Dingus]

43. Not yet voted out. It's an agonizing wait, though.

[kpete]

46. Toast

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[Wingus Dingus]

47. All right!!!!

[Owl]

51. What's the hold-up on the final vote numbers?