A little levity to calm your nerves: what's the craziest conspiracy theory you've heard this cycle?

[Happyhippychick]

I have 2: one is that the freepers believe hurricane sandy was caused by the wind farms pushing the air in the wrong direction and
2) that Obama bought a $40million house in Hawaii and he has already started moving his things there

[barbtries]

1. i don't know if this is the worst

but on fb the other day i saw posted that this poster's nephew had revealed how the birth certificate was photoshopped. i also read that Obama is going to give the nation to the muslim brotherhood, that he should be brought up on murder charges over benghazi, etc, etc.
and no i do not visit romney or any rw fb pages. these were all courtesy of trolls on Obama's pages. i've blocked dozens of them in the past couple weeks.

[H2O Man]

2. That Mitt Romney

is qualified to be president.

[mainstreetonce]

3. Security wouldn't let the people out of the Romney rally

because of the land mines.

[XemaSab]

4. I saw the entire film "Agenda" last week

It was... wow. Just wow.

[pinboy3niner]

5. This one's a doozy:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021726072