Here we go.

[Grasswire2]

Been waiting for something like this.

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[Biophilic]

1. Good grief, even Abbott isn't that stupid.

[niyad]

4. would you care to bet on that?

Aslong as those so wishing actually move to russia.

[Bettie]

5. Are you sure of that?

Because he's one of several who would probably make the leap.

[Trailrider1951]

2. I'm thinking that since they are bound to lose Crimea

They have their eye on Florida

[housecat]

7. Take it. It will be under water soon anyway and you'll get DeSantis in the deal

[2naSalit]

8. They can't have it...

Unless they take deathsentence in the package. Refuse him and no deal.

[housecat]

13. works for me

[Traildogbob]

9. That would also

Be a very vulnerable bridge.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

3. "State Duma deputy Alexander Tolmachev was responding to an online poll that showed that some

Americans wanted their states to break free from the U.S.

If Americans vote to secede some states from the country and express a desire to join Russia, Moscow will consider it, Tolmachev told Russian news site Podmoskovye Segodnya.

(snip)

Mosregtoday.ru also reported the news, noting that on social media, some 80 percent of New Hampshire residents said they wanted to break away from the United States.

A comment underneath the social media poll said: "Most of Oregon wants to leave Oregon. I support the big Idaho movement. And so should the people living in Texas, Florida, Idaho and everywhere in between. I support any state that wants to achieve statehood."

(snip)

"It is important that voting takes place not on social networks, but officially and legitimately, as in the Crimea, Sevastopol, Donetsk and Luhansk republics, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson provinces," Tolmachev said, referring to online polls.

https://www.newsweek.com/american-states-that-wish-join-russia-will-considered-says-duma-member-1750336

[housecat]

14. Seriously, no state can exist without the federal government.

[Botany]

6. Oklahoma & Arkansas could go

Just saying.

[2naSalit]

10. Except...

You guys are such a fucking failure as a country that you should not be allowed to BE a country anymore. Especially now that you are an immediate, direct threat to all life on the planet. For over a century "Russia" has been an abject failure on all fronts and stubbornly refuse to evolve beyond babrabism, fuck it, the rest of the world, specifically immediately adjacent countries and allies should just take over and redistribute land and start working on building sustainable infrastructure and dismantle the shit that is blighting the landscape now.

Russia is and has always been a failed nation, it has only existed as a highly militarized fiefdom for the last century.

[AllaN01Bear]

11. boy, what a way to loose your federal aid . and guess what . ud loose your

seats in congreess. and if they have any federal instalations . buy buy.

[Lonestarblue]

12. I nominate Texas and Florida. I'll be happy to move if Texas leaves the Union.

I’m ready to give Texas back to Mexico, but they probably wouldn’t take it..

[housecat]

15. One way to solve the border problems.

[Kid Berwyn]

16. Volunteers of Amerika

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