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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI Hope Everyone Has Received their Assignments for Tomorrow from ACORN!!11!!
Remember, you must visit at least 7 voting places voting twice at each polling place, and be sure to bring several undocumented citizens with you.
If we can't pull this out, though, don't worry. We'll still have two months to initiate project FEMA CAMPS!!!
oldhippydude
(2,514 posts)have the new black panthers e-mail me..
charlyvi
(6,537 posts)Too busy with the War on Christmas. Maybe next time.
jillan
(39,451 posts)A Brand New World
(1,122 posts)Still need to round up one more undocumented worker, but it should be a snap!
nc4bo
(17,651 posts)Wha? "Elvis has left the building" is too good for you guys? Or how about "The Vulture has missed the runway?"
I can't keep up
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Even numbered states use the secret handshake!
Dash87
(3,220 posts)I have a greyhound bus full of illegally voting Liberals. Operation is going into effect.
left on green only
(1,484 posts)....to meet me at the polls. Then I am going to bend his sorry ass over and cram it you know where. Seriously though, someone needs to permanently take him out the game.
GitRDun
(1,846 posts)after that it's off to my Kenyan Socialist conversion training!
Dyedinthewoolliberal
(15,825 posts)you will find these instructions on your copy of the Democratic Agenda* which is delivered to your door each day!
* I had a conservative fellow once question me for an hour or so on the Democratic Agenda. I finally realized he thought Democrats ACTUALLY received an agenda telling us what to do and say............
It was all I could do to not lay a huge "what are you, stupid?" on him.
Coexist
(25,389 posts)Dash87
(3,220 posts)Don't tell me I built this darn FEMA camp up on Mount Washington for nothing. That would be depressing.
Coexist
(25,389 posts)until you can see the cream in the tea party's orange pekoe
ThoughtCriminal
(14,203 posts)Fresh_Start
(11,336 posts)and bring 2 undocumented immigrants and 4 muslim terrorists to each.
You got it easy from ACORN.
Barack_America
(28,876 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)amuse bouche
(3,663 posts)I must confess, the Cleaners lost my Pimp disguise. I know I am a disgrace
jpak
(41,780 posts)pity the fools
yup
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)You don't even know my real name.
central scrutinizer
(12,267 posts)jillan
(39,451 posts)oswaldactedalone
(3,540 posts)lined up for tomorrow, got to really thank Acorn for this.
oswaldactedalone
(3,540 posts)has the power to end Christianity in the US for all-time. Bible burnings begin at 11pm Tuesday!!
iwillalwayswonderwhy
(2,645 posts)"Operation Scalding Tea" rendezvous at 7:00 a.m.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)"Operation Bleached Bloomers", IIRC!
RedCloud
(9,230 posts)Would be nice if I got the go ahead to win all 50!
Contrary1
(12,629 posts)We've got this!
SpartanDem
(4,533 posts)LeftInTX
(29,062 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Lucy Goosey
(2,940 posts)...rest assured I will be bringing dozens of my fellow Canadians with me to vote in the border states! We might be able to swing Alaska to Obama, y'all!