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Tue Oct 4, 2022, 03:54 PM Oct 2022

Trump Furious at Herschel Walker: "Only a Loser Pays His Bills"

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has angrily withdrawn his support from the U.S. Senate candidate Herschel Walker because, in the former President’s words, “only a loser pays his bills.”

Reports that Walker paid a bill in 2009 “made me very upset and, quite frankly, very mad, because it means that Herschel, who I thought was a tremendous guy and very smart, is not so smart and maybe even a big dummy,” Trump posted on his social-media platform, Truth Social.

“I have never paid a bill in my life, and I can’t support someone who has,” Trump continued. “If Herschel, who now seems like a giant loser, paid this bill, does that mean he paid his lawyer, too? His gardener? This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

Trump said he is now demanding that all candidates he supports come forward with proof that they have never paid for anything.


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Trump Furious at Herschel Walker: "Only a Loser Pays His Bills" (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2022 OP
Ok, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Oct 2022 #1
Kick dalton99a Oct 2022 #2
Borowitz for the win! marble falls Oct 2022 #3
Satire meets reality....it's so hard to tell spanone Oct 2022 #4
Yup, I had to check the link DemocraticPatriot Oct 2022 #7
agreed spanone Oct 2022 #8
I knew this was going to be Borowitz! ShazzieB Oct 2022 #5
I had to check the link. niyad Oct 2022 #6
I thought it was real. This is where the fk we are now. OMGWTF Oct 2022 #9
I did too, for a while. Nt raccoon Oct 2022 #10
Use in courts Smackdown2019 Oct 2022 #11
tRump Appoints Self as Hershel Walker's Special Master Blue Owl Oct 2022 #12


(3,922 posts)
7. Yup, I had to check the link
Tue Oct 4, 2022, 06:29 PM
Oct 2022

to know if this was satire or not...

Considering his habits, I can easily imagine Trump saying something like that in private...


(15,397 posts)
5. I knew this was going to be Borowitz!
Tue Oct 4, 2022, 06:21 PM
Oct 2022

His pieces usually sneak up on me, and I have to read a bit before I realize it's satire. This time he showed his hand too soon. Trump would NEVER publicly admit that he's a deadbeat!


(1,162 posts)
11. Use in courts
Tue Oct 4, 2022, 06:41 PM
Oct 2022

Wonder if this could be used in courts for his bills he failed to pay to contractors and lawyers.....?

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