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rsmith6621

(6,942 posts) Mon Nov 5, 2012, 06:55 PM Nov 2012

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The ASSCLOWN at The Grocery Store

.... Today was the once a week trip to the grocery store since we live 20 miles from the nearest major grocery store and we also did some washing.

Well going through the checkout there was a Assclown just bitching up a storm of the normal anti Obama rehtoric.. you know the points.. ant small biz..Obamacare...high unemployment...ect ect.......

Well he went to bag a loaf Jewish Rye and so I decided to screw with him and I said did you know that if Romney is elected he will enact a law that Jewish Rye will be renamed to Mormon Rye and Coffee Coke and Alcohol will contraband if bought... His response.. I did not know that, I wished I had known that before I mailed my ballot...

The cashier and I could not contain ourselves and we busted out laughing. He stormed out angry..

God help us...ALL.

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The ASSCLOWN at The Grocery Store (Original Post) rsmith6621 Nov 2012 OP

Soooooooooo.....Kosher will be replaced with??? Hepburn Nov 2012 #1

Bill Burr has a story about the same guy Quixote1818 Nov 2012 #2

LOL--I like Bill Burr. TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #5

nice work Champion Jack Nov 2012 #3

if you can't reason with these idiots, you may as well fuck with them! frylock Nov 2012 #4

After all this tension, I really needed a good laugh. hopeforthebest Nov 2012 #6

Hepburn

(21,054 posts)

1. Soooooooooo.....Kosher will be replaced with???

Reply to rsmith6621 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 06:56 PM

Nov 2012

Thanks for the laugh!

Quixote1818

(28,930 posts)

2. Bill Burr has a story about the same guy

Reply to rsmith6621 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 07:00 PM

Nov 2012

TwilightGardener

(46,416 posts)

5. LOL--I like Bill Burr.

Reply to Quixote1818 (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 08:48 PM

Nov 2012

Champion Jack

(5,378 posts)

3. nice work

Reply to rsmith6621 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 07:36 PM

Nov 2012

frylock

(34,825 posts)

4. if you can't reason with these idiots, you may as well fuck with them!

Reply to rsmith6621 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 08:42 PM

Nov 2012

i told one fool today that i was reading the koran with one of my obama phones.

hopeforthebest

(26 posts)

6. After all this tension, I really needed a good laugh.

Reply to rsmith6621 (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 09:09 PM

Nov 2012

Thank you, kind sir.

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