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zuul

(14,612 posts)
Tue Sep 20, 2022, 04:04 PM Sep 2022

TFG Demands Special Master Be Fired and Replaced with Extra-Special Master

Satire from The Borowitz Report

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-demands-special-master-be-fired-and-replaced-with-extra-special-master

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Infuriated by Judge Raymond Dearie’s requests for information in the Mar-a-Lago documents case, Donald J. Trump has demanded that the special master be fired and replaced with what he called “an extra-special master.”

“This Dearie, he’s a beauty, he really is,” Trump told reporters. “He’s asking for information. He’s asking for information like you wouldn’t believe. He’s a bad or sick guy.”

Pressed to explain what he meant by an “extra-special master,” Trump said, “We need somebody in there, somebody who’s more special than this Dearie joker. If Dearie is special, then I don’t know what special is.”

Claiming that Dearie is “rigged against me,” Trump said, “After that guy is fired and goes back to Antifa or wherever he came from, we’ve got to find out what idiot chose him in the first place. This should never be allowed to happen in our country.”
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TFG Demands Special Master Be Fired and Replaced with Extra-Special Master (Original Post) zuul Sep 2022 OP
He has TFG speech patterns down treestar Sep 2022 #1
Honest to God, this could really happen. blue neen Sep 2022 #2
LOL! K & R icymist Sep 2022 #3
Bwaaaaaah malaise Sep 2022 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author Beachnutt Sep 2022 #5
Today's joke is tomorrow's breaking news. Chainfire Sep 2022 #6
This. MontanaMama Sep 2022 #13
'goes back to Antifa or wherever he came from' BROOKLYN!!! elleng Sep 2022 #7
The problem with the trump era EnergizedLib Sep 2022 #8
Satire is dead rambler_american Sep 2022 #20
Trumps lives that close to absurdity. kentuck Sep 2022 #9
It's Borowitz, but it's going to happen, only with a different label. Eugene Sep 2022 #10
It is only satire MOMFUDSKI Sep 2022 #11
Why not Mme. Defarge Sep 2022 #12
The first answer that popped in my brain NSFW!! niyad Sep 2022 #15
Hasn't Trump already had quite a few of those? Jade Fox Sep 2022 #19
I had to check the link. Sounds just like voldemort 2.0. niyad Sep 2022 #14
OMG! I thought this was real because I can 100% see Traitor Tot saying this. OMGWTF Sep 2022 #16
What OhioTim Sep 2022 #17
Andy Borowitz!!! calimary Sep 2022 #18
extra special master Quanto Magnus Sep 2022 #21
You can never tell if these are real headlines or not with Trump, until mackdaddy Sep 2022 #22

blue neen

(12,303 posts)
2. Honest to God, this could really happen.
Tue Sep 20, 2022, 04:06 PM
Sep 2022

I can't wait to watch Seth Meyers tonight. He does a great Trump imitation.

Response to zuul (Original post)

EnergizedLib

(1,861 posts)
8. The problem with the trump era
Tue Sep 20, 2022, 04:13 PM
Sep 2022

Is that things you think are satire really aren’t. I *thought* this was satire when I clicked on the link, but it was hardly definitive.

Eugene

(61,209 posts)
10. It's Borowitz, but it's going to happen, only with a different label.
Tue Sep 20, 2022, 05:00 PM
Sep 2022

Watch TFG call Dearie a Deep State operative.

Quanto Magnus

(857 posts)
21. extra special master
Tue Sep 20, 2022, 07:09 PM
Sep 2022

then it will be

super extra special master...
uber super extra special master...
mega uber super extra special master...
'enter next bigly adjective' mega uber super extra special master...

mackdaddy

(1,514 posts)
22. You can never tell if these are real headlines or not with Trump, until
Tue Sep 20, 2022, 07:14 PM
Sep 2022

you see Borowitz in the link.

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