Sometimes I despair. When you think you've seen it all....

[Skidmore]

[LeftofObama]

1. My head is spinning now.

[pinboy3niner]

2. I sincerely apologize

I seem to have drunk more than my share.

[dixiegrrrrl]

48. Give....it....back....right....this ....minute!!!!

[IMG][/IMG]

[kooljerk666]

3. hahahahahahahhaha...................

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh gawd................

stupid shit 4 brains mudder fucker.......

at least I laughed & smiled.

[lapfog_1]

4. this is from the onion, right? - n/t

[Scuba]

5. Author must have forgotten that us atheists generally pee after drinking water.

[d_r]

9. lol and that there are other things using water

and that there hasn't been a stable population or the last 6 billion years lol

[mercuryblues]

6. the math is wrong

they forgot to factor in peeing in the ocean.

[pinboy3niner]

16. Not to mention peeing in the pool

[mercuryblues]

26. Ur in a lot of trouble

if you pee in pools.




No need to worry about the water supply running low. Starting Tuesday night we'll all be swimming in freeper tears.

[pinboy3niner]

42. Picky, picky, picky

[mercuryblues]

58. Well if you can't

dance, run for office.

[Nay]

7. What the.....? OMG. I've seen it all now. Who could possibly fall for this? Who could WRITE this?

[d_r]

8. I love they put citations in

must be true its cited

[SaveAmerica]

31. My fave too! Links back to bubba's blog! It's freals!!

[union_maid]

10. Science - they're doing it wrong. n/t

[Ian David]

11. Sigh...

[Bosonic]

12. You keep using that word "Science". I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Fla_Democrat]

13. That is why I switched to Scotch

[msanthrope]

24. 'Tis whiskey, damnit....Scotch's a person!!!

Sorry--lived in Edinborough at one point and this was repeatedly drilled into me.

[Maeve]

43. No, it's whisky--whiskey is Irish or American!

[msanthrope]

44. Och, lass---yer right! nt

[pinboy3niner]

45. But, but...Jameson is also a person

Now I'm really confused.

[Maeve]

52. An IRISH person! Nothing to do with the Scots or Scotch!

This is one of my areas of professional expertise!
Slainte!

[Tien1985]

14. I don't want to live on this planet anymore nt

[surrealAmerican]

15. Amoung the other issues, apparently ...

... the authors definition of "life" is 7 billion people.

[Chorophyll]

17. And God created a finite amount of water...

...and said, "here's your 2 liters per day, Adam. Pay no attention to that evaporation and rain crap. It's just decoration."

[Turborama]

18. Here's to the author of this incredible argument!

http://www.ourspacer.com/images/graphics/you're-doing-it-wrong-demotivational-posters/Cheers,-you're-doing-it-wrong.jpg

[gollygee]

19. ROFL

This is a joke, right? They can't reallly not get this.

[Trailrider1951]

20. Um, it does not matter whether you're an atheist or a believer

The water cycle exists:

http://earthguide.ucsd.edu/earthguide/diagrams/watercycle/

Science in action.

[longship]

21. Obviously written by a scientician!

Those scienticians know everything. They have authority!!!

[BootinUp]

22. good brain teaser for preschoolers?

[woo me with science]

23. Wowza.

[mikeytherat]

25. When people who don't understand science and maths try to use science and maths dumb things happen.

mikey_the_rat

[LondonReign2]

27. This makes me very worried

I mean, we must be close to using up all our sunlight too, right?

[SomethingFishy]

28. Well, I'm sure it's on a dimmer or something..

God doesn't make mistakes.

[SaveAmerica]

32. Clap on! Clap off!!

[dixiegrrrrl]

53. **SNORT**

My dog is looking at me wondering what is wrong, as I chortle and gasp for air at the imagery in your comment.

[SaveAmerica]

33. I need the graph about air!! And fast!!

[yardwork]

34. Never mind that. What about the oxygen!?

Can't......breathe.......

[Horse with no Name]

29. and of course "It never rains in Southern...California"....

[Arugula Latte]

30. Curse you, fundies! We atheists are foiled again by your airtight logic!

[Iterate]

35. Don't tell them they've been drinking dinosaur piss.

I suppose it means they've been punked by the fundy god. Why do they think atheists stick with beer?

What now atheists?

Thanks for the laugh, I think.

[txdemsftw]

36. wow.

I guess what they say is true...it doesn't rain to supply the oceans with water...rain truly IS God's tears when we make him sad.

People truly amaze me.

[Plaid Adder]

37. OMG you guys stop trying to use logic. You'll hurt yourselves.

You know what I love about this? How it shows that these people equate "life" with "human life." Dude, who is claiming that there were 6 billion people on the planet 3 billion years ago? ONLY THE INSANE ATHIEST COMMUNISTS LIVING INSINDE THE ROLL OF REYNOLDS WRAP IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER!

The stupid, it burns,

The Plaid Adder

[skypilot]

39. I was wondering if someone...

...was going to address this part of the post. Does he actually think that anyone, atheist or otherwise, has ever said that there were humans around that long ago. And actually, he says 3 billion years ago, not million.

[Plaid Adder]

40. You're right, I just fixed it on edit.

Those prokaryotes and eukaryotes drank like fish, though!

The Plaid Adder

[renate]

38. can't you just imagine how pleased with themselves the author is

"There, scientists! Refute THAT!"

[coalition_unwilling]

46. Coffee, meet monitor! :) - n/t

[korak]

41. Source

Comes from the "Landover Baptist Church" parody site. Sorry, not real.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=69985

[skypilot]

49. Thank goodness.

It's really a scary, damned shame that it's so hard to distinguish parody from what some wingnuts actually do say.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

47. What about coffee, tea, and soda???? Huh?? Smart guy. What about Gator Ade?

[closeupready]

55. Aha! That's it!

[ThePhilosopher04]

50. Think I may send this to my right wing pals ...

and see how many idiots actually run with it ... reminds me of when I was a kid and moved to Louisiana from Tennessee. I would tell all my new friends that cows in the mountains had two legs shorter than the other so they could balance themselves on the side of a hill ... they fell for it hook-line-sinker! lol

[lpbk2713]

51. Kudos to the Liberty Univ research team.

[Glassunion]

54. Bad science in the equation. Actually, if the Athiests were right

The oceans would be full of pee.

[Hamlette]

56. I say Poe's law at play n/t

which is, of course, a law and not just a theory

[truth2power]

57. This has to be a joke, right? 4th graders in our PUBLIC schools

are being taught the hydrologic cycle. Geez!



Edit> Ah....Landover Baptist. Fooled me.

[LiberalElite]

59. I think we have all seen it all now...

This is "Proving Atheists Wrong with Science #1? How many more are there? The mind boggles.