Maga Mensa Solving the problems daily for this cuntry of murica life in magastan

[Duncanpup]

Again maga Mensa this morning they’re meeting at the mom pop grocery store as I was picking up milk and lunch meat and cheeses.
The cause of these problems are many I’ll list a couple.
Women that are liberated shit I’m married to one of those and piss her off she can a be nasty liberal woman.
Lazy folks only want welfare and handouts don’t wanna work for shit wages.
LGBTQ community who want the children to attend drag shows.
Just a few topics I overheard as I was waiting on the luncheon meats /cheese order.
And again the one guy in group always asks me if Duncan pup is my service dog I reply no it’s just a harness I use , actually I’m his service human.

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Maga Mensa is a great trolling concept

They're always the smartest guys at the deli counter.

[Duncanpup]

2. They were having coffee

At the tables yet fucking geniuses

[3Hotdogs]

3. Service human....

I am that to two cats.

[Duncanpup]

4. We should hang out

[3Hotdogs]

5. Do you get a pension or anything?

I just get a sniff in the air after I feed them and they walk away to their nap.

[Duncanpup]

6. Teamster pension hopefully alive in 8 years to get it 😂

Or the wife can have it.

[Novara]

7. Mensa International would like a word ...

... you are defaming the society.

(Seriously, I like the term maga mensa - we all know what morons they are. The Dunning-Kreuger effect writ large.)

[3Hotdogs]

8. Or to quote the great 20th century orator, statesman and philosopher,

Bugs Bunny, “What a maroon.”