Dear Russia, Ghost of Billy Mays here to tell you about a spectacular offer.
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Do you want your economy back? Are you having troubles finding food? Is the man upstairs threatening to arrest you for not liking your field reports?
For just one easy payment of privately delete your Putin problem and 95 cents, you can have sanctions eased on you and the bakery back in business!
But Im not through!
Well throw in a mega yacht or two!
You got to act fast, cause this offer wont last forever. Let me tell you though, youll be getting bang for your buck on this one!
Got a Ruble problem? Thisll take care of it. Im telling you, you wont get this kind of deal anywhere else! But ya gotta act now, supplies are limited.