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Thu Mar 17, 2022, 11:24 AM Mar 2022

Dear Russia, Ghost of Billy Mays here to tell you about a spectacular offer.

Last edited Thu Mar 17, 2022, 12:18 PM - Edit history (1)

Do you want your economy back? Are you having troubles finding food? Is the man upstairs threatening to arrest you for not liking your field reports?

For just one easy payment of privately delete your Putin problem and 95 cents, you can have sanctions eased on you and the bakery back in business!

But I’m not through!

We’ll throw in a mega yacht or two!

You got to act fast, cause this offer won’t last forever. Let me tell you though, you’ll be getting bang for your buck on this one!

Got a Ruble problem? This’ll take care of it. I’m telling you, you won’t get this kind of deal anywhere else! But ya gotta act now, supplies are limited.

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Dear Russia, Ghost of Billy Mays here to tell you about a spectacular offer. (Original Post) LiberatedUSA Mar 2022 OP
"Ghost of Billy Mayes..." dchill Mar 2022 #1
Billy Mays? Bernardo de La Paz Mar 2022 #2
My mistake. Took the e out. N/t LiberatedUSA Mar 2022 #3
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