Smiling Florida MAGAt Who Carried Nancy Pelosi's Podium Wants No Future Jail Time

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Tells Judge He’s ‘Happily Married’ to Doctor and Is ‘Primary Caregiver’ to Their Children

Johnson’s attorneys on Friday asked a judge to sentence the admitted criminal to “a sentence of time served followed by a term of probation of 12 months, $500 restitution and 100 hours of community service.”

Johnson’s attorneys then noted a series of letters of support and extolled his virtues as a father:

Adam Johnson is a devoted husband and father of five boys, ages 14, 13, 12, 9 and 6. He is happily married to his spouse, who is a medical doctor. While his wife practices medicine, Adam serves as the primary caregiver for the children. He prepares the boys’ meals, gets them ready for school, transports them to and from school and extra-curricular events, and helps them with their homework each night.

[FreepFryer]

1. Tough shit. You're going to do jail time. (Nt)

[olegramps]

31. He should have considered the consequences before attempting overthrow the Constitution.

His children are being raised by a convicted terrorist traitor. Perhaps they should be removed by Protective Services.

[KS Toronado]

53. I like how you think!

[Botany]

58. Fuck him ... 90 days, a $5,000 fine, and 1 year on probation for taking part in a coup to keep ...

.... TFG in power is nothing.

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[Raven123]

2. So who was minding the kids on January 6th?

[Sherman A1]

5. Agreed

He is getting off way too easy as it is. I would have sent him and his playmates to Gitmo with the other terrorists and they never would have been heard from again.

[scarletlib]

27. My thoughts exactly.

[Kev80]

30. 👍

Touché

[MissMillie]

57. my initial response was in that neighborhood

I was thinking that if his wife is an M.D. they can afford to hire someone to watch the kids for a while. They're lucky. Not a lot of people can afford to do that.

[Greybnk48]

61. Exactly! And he was likely away from home more than just that one day.

He should be punished for teaching his kids to be traitors to their country, thieves, and vandals, not to mention teaching them to be Republicans and, of course liars.

[tblue37]

3. Link?

[Celerity]

8. here

https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol-breach/smiling-florida-man-who-carried-nancy-pelosis-podium-wants-no-future-jail-time-tells-judge-hes-happily-married-to-doctor-and-is-primary-caregiver-to-their-children/

[tblue37]

9. Thanks. nt

[vlyons]

4. what an asshole

and what lesson did his participating in an insurrection teach his children?

[Deb]

6. He is a home grown National Security Risk.

Hope the Judge keeps us safe.

[Celerity]

7. please put in this link to that article .............TIA

https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol-breach/smiling-florida-man-who-carried-nancy-pelosis-podium-wants-no-future-jail-time-tells-judge-hes-happily-married-to-doctor-and-is-primary-caregiver-to-their-children/

[FreepFryer]

35. +1. Thanks for finding it. (Nt)

[I_UndergroundPanther]

10. No more wrist slapping

Lock this pathetic traitor up in jail.

[johnthewoodworker]

11. Who wants this Republican asshole watching their kids?

[Walleye]

12. So he is raising five more boys so they can be just like him?

[NCjack]

20. His kids need to see what happens when you do shit in places you must not.

And, he needs to be a man and accept the full responsibility for his deeds. A couple of years in the Big House.

[Walleye]

23. It's a shame he hated Democrats more than he loved his kids

[KS Toronado]

47. Or did he love _rump more than he loved his kids?

[Walleye]

50. Unfortunately it seems their hatred is a much stronger emotion than any love they might've had

[KS Toronado]

59. You're correct

[wnylib]

13. Sounds like a paragon of virtue, right?

[PCIntern]

40. More like a "Paramour of virtue"

(Shakespeare, a Midsummer Nights Dream”)

[keithbvadu2]

14. Maybe some of the cops they tried to kill have children?

Maybe some of the cops they tried to kill have children?

[quakerboy]

15. She's a Dr. She can do better

As can the children.

[alittlelark]

16. Perhaps it's the lighting .... If not he is wearing very dark makeup

Very disturbing. I have seen the pic of him with the podium many times, I had no idea how WHITE he is.

WHY is he basically wearing ‘blackface’ - assuming it is not a ‘lighting issue’. Are there other pics of him on the 6th?

[rpannier]

18. It was cold that day and he isn't wearing face covering. His face is red

Very common among paler people. Both my brothers faces look like that in winter a lot.

[alittlelark]

60. That tone is Not red

It is bronze.

[BlackSkimmer]

62. Yeah, probably a few drinks helped it get that color too.

My face gets red in the cold too.

[rpannier]

70. That's probably true

He was probably a bit tanked as well

[alittlelark]

69. They look brown/bronze?

I am the palest of the pale - I know the look you are describing - there is no brown or bronze in the mix.

[3Hotdogs]

17. To quote the great orator, Bugs Bunny,

"What a maroon."

[rpannier]

19. Ultramaroon

and a "Tarara-goon-de-ay"

[multigraincracker]

21. Lawyer wants him to get a break....

Arm or leg?

[lastlib]

32. I vote skull.........

Maybe knock some sense into the clown.

[jmowreader]

73. That's the wrong place to hit him

There’s nothing but bone in there.

[Maine Abu El Banat]

22. Do the crime

Do the time!
And I would have trouble trusting my medical care, to the woman who would chose him.

[olegramps]

33. How about neck?

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

24. Lock him up. They're all lying fascist sacks of s**t who will say anything to

try to keep themselves from suffering the consequences of trying to overthrow the government.

They'll do it all again at the first opportunity, so the longer prison sentence, the better.

[gab13by13]

25. Good to know his wife is a doctor

she can afford to hire a nanny.

[bucolic_frolic]

26. And proudly showed his children how to steal on prime time TV!!

Where do we find such family men?

[left-of-center2012]

28. Please post a link to the article

Thanks

[samplegirl]

29. Married to a doctor??

Happily married??? Sounds like his wife put the kids and mop in his hands. He sounds like a Nanny with to much time in front of Fox News.
I read about her… so they are both pro Trumpers
wealthy!
Nazi wife!

[FreepFryer]

34. LINK TO ORIGINAL ARTICLE ON LAWANDCRIME

Credit where credit is due...

https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol-breach/smiling-florida-man-who-carried-nancy-pelosis-podium-wants-no-future-jail-time-tells-judge-hes-happily-married-to-doctor-and-is-primary-caregiver-to-their-children/

[SWBTATTReg]

36. So he claims he's a primary caretaker for five kids and yet finds time to go steal a podium, invade

the Capitol Building? Still, the boys do need their father, I won't be heartless. But bump up the restitution for the podium from $500 to something higher. That alone is more than $500.

[Dreampuff]

54. My thoughts exactly!

Who is taking care of the kids when he went to D.C.?

[The Animator]

37. Yeah, well I'd like my student loans forgiven

So odds are, neither of us will get what we want…

[Emile]

38. and he still found the time to travel to Washington & commit a felony

[sarge43]

39. You can't always get what you want,

but if you try sometimes, well, you might find you get what you need.

[Traildogbob]

44. Funny

Because, trump has that song played at his rallies. Jagger has been calling for cease and desist. The irony is as bad as the GQP hypocrisy.

[Bettie]

41. And he thought he was being a good role model?

Being primary caregiver for children means trying to raise them to be decent humans, not turning them into terrorists.

[Blue Owl]

42. Well he sure looked like he was having a grand old time

Throw him in the klink

[Crowman2009]

43. Well I guess he's gonna find out how easily replaceable he is.

[Irish_Dem]

45. He takes care of 5 children but has time to overthrow the US government?

Maybe he was not spending as much time with his kids as he claims. Must have a nanny or au pair.

[tavernier]

46. What does his right hand sign stand for?

Father of the year?

[agingdem]

48. well, I want a world without racism/antisemitism...

equal opportunity for all, no hungry children, no guns...and I want Trump and his moronic followers, in congress and out, to fucking disappear...and considering I'll never get that I suggest you enjoy your stay in prison...you earned it...

[Handler]

49. He is also a liar

[Vinca]

51. And in his spare time he walks on water and parts seas.

If he's the primary caregiver for his kids, child welfare should also investigate him.

[The Jungle 1]

52. He is a good father?

So that is what a good father looks like. What a great example you set with your actions ya treasonous maggot.
How about you set this example. Stop crying and take your punishment ya big baby. What a little johnson.
Show your boys how a real man acts when he makes a mistake!!!!! Shut your pie hole and take it.
Oh boo hoo I have to take care of my kids. Don't worry your wife will be able to find a real man while you are out of town, dick weed.

[muriel_volestrangler]

55. Article link; he posted pics of him smiling, titled "Riot!!!"

https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol-breach/smiling-florida-man-who-carried-nancy-pelosis-podium-wants-no-future-jail-time-tells-judge-hes-happily-married-to-doctor-and-is-primary-caregiver-to-their-children/

Johnson climbed scaffolding, recorded another video, and sent it to Facebook friends. He climbed down and ultimately entered the Senate Wing door, the statement of facts continued. He attempted to locate Pelosi’s office but a door was locked; her staffers had barricaded themselves in another office nearby, according to the statement of facts.

Federal prosecutors embedded this photo from Adam Johnson’s social media feeds in a sentencing memorandum. Its original caption was this: “Riot!!!” (Image via federal court documents.)

Also, according to the statment of facts, he "carried a knife that he discarded near the Canadian embassy before heading to — and entering — the capitol."

"Time served", by the way, was from Jan 8th to Jan 11th, so 3 days.

[samnsara]

56. guess he forgot all about his kids when he tried to overthrow the US government

[GoCubsGo]

63. A "primary care-giver" except for when he's off participating in an insurrection hundreds of miles

away from his charges. Lock him up.

[Mr. Ected]

64. TLDM

Traitors' Lives Don't Matter.

[msfiddlestix]

66. ty...

keep us posted on this case, if you're amenable.

[Lettuce Be]

67. What a great dad! Not

This fool needs to be in jail.

[Samrob]

68. So he really is a freeloader. Wife working he says he is a caregiver. . That means

he is not a stay-at-home-dad, right?

[llmart]

71. "a series of letters of support"

Probably got all his Trumper Magats to write a letter for him.

He needs to be locked up and throw away the key.

[Hekate]

72. He is a bad example to his 5 kids. Jerk.

[alittlelark]

74. OK - it's not the lighting - he is wearing blackface

His hands are baby butt pale, but his face is bronze?!Cray Cray. 🤨