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Whenever the headlines are getting me down, Wonkette delivers at least one that makes me laugh. 😄
https://www.wonkette.com/devin-nunes-rides-cow-into-sunset
We are not sure, but we think we started really keeping tabs on Nunes just after that night in March of 2017, when he ninja kicked his way out of an Uber so he could sprint to the White House to tell the White House what the White House had just told him about how there was PROOF that Barack Obama personally put "wire tapps" inside Donald Trump's bottom. From there we were off to the races.
[snip for a tragicomic rundown of some of Devin Nunes' greatest hits]
Anyway, within a month, Wonkette was calling him "Devin Nunes, Cow Detective" and making all other manner of cow jokes. We should be clear obviously that we have no inside knowledge of Devin Nunes ever dating a cow or even having to kiss one during a game of spin the bottle, but if any cows have stories, they are always free to tell us them.
Point is, we bet Devin Nunes quitting Congress to take a job running "company" for Donald Trump is a good move and nothing but good will come of it.
Fly high on the back of a cow that has wings, Devin Nunes!
And good riddance!
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)malaise
(269,696 posts)Happy New Ywar.
crickets
(26,010 posts)keithbvadu2
(37,205 posts)GOP Rep. Defends Devin Nunes By Claiming He Works For The President
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/devin-nunes-ted-yoho-trump_us_58dd24b8e4b05eae031dad44
When MSNBC host Craig Melvin asked Rep. Ted Yoho (R-Fla.) if it was appropriate for Nunes, the House Intelligence Committee chairman, to meet with a source on White House grounds the day before announcing he had reason to believe the Trump team was subject to incidental surveillance, Yoho insisted it was fine because Nunes works for the president.
Youve got to keep in mind who he works for, Yoho said. He works for the president. He answers to the president.
vanlassie
(5,702 posts)All I ever got from him was a nasty letter.
vanlassie
(5,702 posts)is my new rep. What the hell am I doing here?
Deuxcents
(16,571 posts)Would be quick to remind these guests that Mr Biden is the President n we only have one at a time.
mahina
(17,831 posts)This is one. Bye Devin.
Hekate
(91,276 posts)Blue Owl
(50,745 posts)abqtommy
(14,118 posts)Walleye
(31,264 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,592 posts)+10000000 for Wonkette!
old as dirt
(1,972 posts)Paladin
(28,307 posts)All hail Evan Hurst and wonkette.com!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)(NB: Cattle Decapitation is a mostly vegan band writing songs from the POV of the animals we kill and about humans negative impact on the environment. I suspect they are also not fans of Nunes)