So, has Pat Robertson decided what sin Kentucky committed that caused God

[Atticus]

to "smite" them with tornadoes?

Nothing happened to them after they voted for McConnell and Trump, so this sin must have been a whopper.

[multigraincracker]

1. If it hits San Fran or New Orleans it's God.

If it hits the Bible Belt, it's the devil.

[PatrickforB]

22. Wow! That makes sense in a sort of Q way.

[The Magistrate]

2. It's Obvious, Sir

They have not fought hard enough to achieve the Kingdom of God. They have allowed witches, sodomites, atheists, secularists of all stripes to continue alive.

Jesus, dude, do you even Bible?

[NurseJackie]

3. ...

[czarjak]

4. Nothing beats the babble?

[usaf-vet]

24. Those that were smited should be demanding and answer as to why they aren't protected from harm.

I guess just like anything else that the repugs do it is ALWAYS a one-way street.

You apparently can never bow low enough or often enough to ensure your anti-smiting status.

[Ferrets are Cool]

6. This

And. SEND MORE MONEY!!!!!!

[Atticus]

7. Actually, I did think it might be that Leviticus stuff. You know---raising hybrid cattle and

wearing garments made of two different kinds of cloth.

Pat hasn't spoken yet though, 0so we'll just have to wait for "the Word".

[SCantiGOP]

26. Or maybe they just ate a shrimp salad?

[PatrickforB]

23. Well, just to be safe here in Colorado, I'm ordering some

miracle water from that Peter Popoff guy - you know his net worth is $10 million. And Pat Robertson? Wow, he's been ripping off way more people than Popoff, or else he has a better scam. He is worth a reputed $100 million or more.

I'm thinking Pat may have gone down to the Crossroads a few years ago...

[Sneederbunk]

5. It's got to be something to do with all that bourbon.

[jmowreader]

11. Yeah, that was my first thought

That and the terrible awful sin of Horse Race Gamblin’ - and not even a wholesome trottin’ race, but a race where they sit right down on the horse!

On a lighter note, I checked the tornado path, and it turns out it’s very close to Fort Campbell. They’ll be calling out the 101st Airborne to help in recovery, and they’re right there.

[Captain Zero]

20. Don't buy Kentucky Bourbon.Boycott it.

Let it sit in their warehouses until a tornado hits it.

I've replaced it with Canadian and Irish Whiskies. Pleased to report those work just fine. 🥳

[RockRaven]

8. While reading this thread it has occurred to me that if you have bought any of merch

that Robertson, Bakker, etc market to their audience of fellow religionists, then you've got yourself a Bibble-babble-bubble bauble...

[Codifer]

28. True

But is difficult to say that without an error... or a bobble.

[Beachnutt]

9. Rath of God

[ymetca]

21. Important post

which I've seen elsewhere, asking the question, why were folks working in so unsafe conditions at that hour of the night?

It's (yet still) another example of just how exploited is labor these days.

[Baltimike]

10. I posted a similar thread before I saw this one. Spot on! KNR

[momta]

12. So funny...

I was thinking about that yesterday...just what Robertson was going to blame the tornadoes on? I guess there's a gay person in Mayfield.

[lunatica]

13. Homosayxuality caused it.

God sure hates it mightylity!

[Mr.Bill]

14. I saw someone interview a woman in front of her destroyed house.

Since no one in her family was killed, she said with a big smile on her face that she felt "blessed".

Funny way her god has of blessing her. This is the ether they live for.

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

15. I was thinking that ole Kim Davis might have cut her hair...

Or passed the snake to the wrong person during a revival...

[Orrex]

16. Well, they haven't yet passed legislation outlawing women

They're lagging behind Texas (and Mississippi, soon) in that regard.

[albacore]

17. I know which sin it was that Kentucky committed that caused god to smite them...

It has to do with farm animals....

[ismnotwasm]

18. Oh man I was thinking the same thing

But then I thought I shouldn’t be a jerk, because it is so devastating. But then again, I have to wonder how this one is “explained away” —so I accept my jerkiness

[mgardener]

19. Not so sure about that...

We had a plague, COVID 19 after Trump was elected.
That was a clear sign from God Republicans did something Very Very bad!

I am not minimizing COVID.
But considering how the radicalized Republicans blamed liberal behavior for any natural disaster, I surprised they still support Trump.

[Ilsa]

25. Kentuckians aren't doing enough to support the Ark Encounter theme park!

Sure, tax abatements have cheated taxpayers, but that isn't enough! Jesus and Noah want ALL Kentuckians to go pay a ransom in tickets.

[Volaris]

27. There must be a handful of 'the gayz' in the Louisville lol...

Ergo, gawd will punish all the parts of the state where 'the gayz' just...arent? (because EVERYONE knows that trailer parks dont have any of Those People there. no, only Real Muricans live THERE)..

[Meowmee]

29. Someone from one area where his factory was demolished

Killing multiple workers actually said his mother said that “god needed to give this to their family because they could handle it”