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Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:16 AM Oct 2012

Funny twitter posts on "bayonets" --with Ann Coulter AND Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell!!!

If Romney's military budget includes bayonets, it better also include tri-cornered hats.

You guys realize that unicorns are basically horses with bayonets growing out of their heads, right?

Binders full of bayonets.

Just waking up. To understand anything from my twitter feed for the past four hours I have to google "horses and bayonets."

We actually need more bayonets in the military! Our soldiers are having to duct tape steak knives to the end of their guns!

Horses and bayonets and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Sucks that saying we have "less bayonets" will be the most definitive statement either candidate makes on gun control.



Bob McDonnell?@BobMcDonnell

President Obama's comment about 'horses and bayonets' was an insult to every sailor who has put his or her life on the line for our country


Okay, so we have way fewer horses and bayonets than we used to. But how are we doing on bedknobs and broomsticks?


Ann Coulter?@AnnCoulter

I guess that's one thing you don't learn as president. RT @pambesteder Wow! Just heard on Fox News that Marines STILL use bayonets! <--- You just heard that on THE Fox News????

Does China sell us bayonets? Because we can cancel that order.


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Saying we have fewer bayonets is an insult? Ilsa Oct 2012 #1
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