So, I'm at a beachside town in S. Florida

[Aviation Pro]

Enjoying one scoop of gelato with my wife when a caravan of clowns driving their Bloated Tick festooned penis extenders rolls by honking their fucking horns. They had the usual flags of the obese parasite along with the just added 'fuck this' and 'let's go' that posters emblazoned on the panels of their why-won't-girls-talk-to-me? cries for help.

But my question is the following, where are our similar caravans? And before anyone says, we take the mature way, the measured way, I say, fuck that. These low-level motherfuckers need to know that we can get our hands dirty too.

And we have the tickets to prove it.

[Scrivener7]

1. I have a Biden/Harris bumper sticker on my car. You wouldn't believe

how badly and how frequently it triggers republiQans.

I am often screamed at, given the finger, tailed. And that never happened till I put on the bumper sticker.


And I live in a blue area. I would not display it in a red state for fear of my life.

[Aviation Pro]

2. We need to be more aggressive than just President Biden and VP Harris stickers

Democrats need to go big on this. Obnoxious flags, magnetic stickers, loud horns and parade them in red areas.

Oh, add one bumper sticker or side panel, "We have firearms too, motherfuckers." That'll make the BloatedTickturds think twice.

[Scrivener7]

7. You go ahead.

[Aviation Pro]

8. I have

Because I'm a fairly intimidating guy. Think John Fetterman (Lt. Governor of PA) intimidating on a little smaller scale.

And all I have to do is look and keep my mouth shut. They pipe down real fast.

[Scrivener7]

11. That's nice.

[Klaralven]

17. "If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly." ― David Hackworth

[BlackSkimmer]

20. Ooh.

[Aviation Pro]

12. 2 posts?

Really?

[Scrivener7]

13. And named effie starfish.

After a banned troll.

[Crunchy Frog]

24. Did they end up being the same person?

[Scrivener7]

36. Yep.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=1582714

[panader0]

37. Wow!

[Crunchy Frog]

39. Wow, thanks! I never would have seen that post since I don't go into the Lounge.

I was suspicious of StarfishSaver from their first post. Fascinating.

[BlackSkimmer]

40. There was another about the same time.

That one I thought of as a little remora for SS, always showed up on her threads.

I’ve suspected that for a long time.

[GP6971]

14. Enjoy your stay!!

I thought you weren't going to post anymore.

[Scrivener7]

15. So many names, so little time.

[Elessar Zappa]

18. I have liberal stickers all over my car.

I live in an area where the town is blue and the outer county is red. I love it when the fuckers get pissed and pull up beside me glaring. I just smile, wave and blow them a kiss. You should see the looks on their faces when I do that. It’s glorious.

[hurple]

3. No.

That will just cause an escalation to violence.

The way to destroy them is to mock them mercilessly until they become laughingstock in the community. They fear that far more than the violence. They WANT the violence.

[vanlassie]

4. AGREED. I live in Dumb Shit Central Cali

and these are not people you want to engage with. They are stupid, willfully ignorant, and most importantly, over armed. Stay away.

[Elessar Zappa]

19. Fuck them.

Some of us are armed too and aren’t afraid of these fake tough idiots. Seriously, fuck them. I don’t go out in public with my gun but if they ever get the balls to start their dreamed of civil war then they’ll quickly find out that not all of us are defenseless.

[BlackSkimmer]

21. Oh, we're not doing the safety pins anymore?

[Aviation Pro]

5. Did you see the latest from Ruben Bolling's "Tom the Dancing Bug?"

Violence is already upon us. They give zero fucks about being laughingstocks. Mocking these terrorist motherfuckers has no effect on them and only salves us.

Here's the comic strip.

[Doremus]

6. I think this is right.

We shouldn't back away, for sure, but instead of meeting them head-on with fists or firearms we ought to do what you said: mock the hell out of them at every opportunity. Laugh at their idiocy, out loud. Have our memes ready when they predictably pull them and channel our inner Don Rickles.

And while I'm on a rant, let's start flying our flag (yes, it is our flag too dammit) by flying it whenever/wherever we can. Let's take it back from the redneck halfwits.

Let's take some of their aggression and use it in a positive way.

[Aviation Pro]

10. I fly my flag 24 hours a day

And have it lit up to keep it within the code of etiquette for flying it after sundown.

[stopdiggin]

26. WAY better idea -(nt)-

[DFW]

28. That has been my weapon of choice, too

A few of my potshots:

[Jose Garcia]

16. Why not go door to door in your neighborhood registering people to vote instead?

Wouldn't that be more productive?

[DanieRains]

22. Republicans Are A Disease Is What My Sign Says

On my van.

I don't give a flying f if they have a problem.

Traitors.

Eff them.

[hunter]

23. I never see that shit around here.

I don't imagine any Trumpists have those kind of cojones.

I grew up in 99% white U.S.A. but I haven't lived in majority white communities for most of my adult life.

It's the demographic changes Trump supporters most fear, a future world where being a straight white male doesn't automatically confer extraordinary privilege.

[stopdiggin]

25. BS! If "showin' em" means I have to

drive something with ridiculous tires (and gas mileage), and act like an as*hole. Frankly I'm not interested. (in either your parade - or your agenda)

[cadoman]

27. we're being safe and not running large public events during a pandemic

We'll win because those numskulls will die from denying science. It's not the way I'd like us to win, but if they want a level playing field all they need to do is mask and vaccinate and distance.

When it's safe again you'll see plenty of Biden/Harris caravans. The enthusiasm is bubbling but the lid is on the pot for the moment.

[LeftInTX]

29. We had several Biden caravans

[TwilightZone]

30. You object to what they're doing...

Simultaneously, you think we should do the same obnoxious shit.

How about no? Two wrongs don't make a right and it would just be perceived similarly to how you're perceiving it. A bunch of ignorant jackasses wasting fuel and time.

What is that supposed to accomplish?

[myohmy2]

31. "...where are our similar caravans?"

+1...

[USALiberal]

32. So what is your plan?? Nt

[Vinca]

33. It's tempting, but best to ignore the fools. You never know if you look at one of them cross-eyed

he might shoot you. Jealous you're at the beach! I think idiots like you described have always been there. I remember one winter my dad was on a vacation on one of the west coast beaches. I flew down to spend a few days with him and I recall riding down the street with my father late one afternoon (probably headed to the "early bird special" - LOL) and a truck load of yahoos drove by screaming at him to go home. I forget what they called him, but it was unnerving. Assholes must be assholes.

[HAB911]

34. Excellent sentiment, BUT

I would be too embarrassed. We are not low life scum. Too big a difference

[WhiskeyGrinder]

35. Lol what? Dueling caravans?

[betsuni]

38. Because people who aren't idiots have lives.