Watch the video of the Kenosha murderer crying again - there are absolutely NO TEARS!!!

[George II]

If he was really crying, at least his eyes would be a little damp. Nothing!

I wonder how many hours he and his lawyers spent rehearsing that? Advice, when you watch this turn the sound off, I can't stomach that sleazy little punk.

[Vinca]

1. The guy deserves an Oscar and so does mom for Best Supporting Sobber.

[BannonsLiver]

2. My favorite is the spasms.

He’s not going to prison but I don’t see a career on the silver screen in the offing either.

[fescuerescue]

3. He did manage to fake making his face red

That's impressive.

[LastDemocratInSC]

4. Maybe he was severely dehydrated.

[snowybirdie]

7. He had a

water bottle in his hands on the stand, and drank from it frequently. So there's that. lol!

[LuckyCharms]

5. The right wingers rationalize this by saying

that he was showing signs of an anxiety attack rather than a classic breakdown caused by reliving the situation.

Bullshit.

He's a bad actor, and he's a fucker.

The sideways glances give him away.

[George II]

6. Sideways glances, as in "am I doing this right?"

[PatSeg]

9. Or more like, "Are they buying it?"

The whole squeezing his eyes shut might have been an attempt to produce some kind of tears. I wonder how long he practiced that in front of a mirror. It was absolutely awful.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

13. If I Were The Prosecutor, Here's How I Would Respond

Play the video and/or show still pictures of him immediately after the shooting, walking stone-faced toward the cops giving hand signals and whatnot. In order for him to be re-living a trauma, he has to have actually EXPERIENCED a trauma to re-live. That kid wasn't the least bit traumatized after he shot those people.

And if you zoom in on the shots of him, I bet you'd see that he had a massive hard-on. That was his FANTASY. And I'll bet you a shiny new dime that once he heard his victims' very Jewish-sounding names, he loved it even more.

[zanana1]

8. I used to do that when I was a kid.

If I had done something wrong, I'd fake cry. My mother would say "crocodile tears". Anybody can do it. (If we were all here physically, we could all do it at the same time. It would be hilarious).

[Comfortably_Numb]

10. "my tighty whities are bunched up and the pain is so........"

[Tribetime]

11. I've never seen anybody moving their arms in such a way while crying

Truly awful performance no Academy Award from me

[George II]

12. Here's his mother on Fox - note the smeared eye makeup but no streaks because of tears!