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A variation on an oldie:
A billionaire, a Republican voter and a Democratic voter sit down at a table with a dozen cookies on a plate in its center.
The billionaire instantly grabs eleven of the cookies, leans over to the Republican and whispers "You'd better watch out for that Democrat---he's after your cookie!"
