Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:01 PM
SoonerPride (12,286 posts)
For my 10,000 post I have something to say.
Fuck donald trump. Fuck Mitch McConnell. Fuck Lindsey Graham. Fuck Ted Cruz. Fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene. Fuck Ron Desantis. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Kevin McCarthy. Fuck Lauren Boebert. Fuck Michael Flynn. Fuck Bill Barr. Fuck that 200 pound oozing pus bag Steve Bannon. Fuck that Nazi mannequin Stephen Miller. A special fuck off to my moron governor Kevin Stitt.
Fuck Ivanka, Jared, and the gruesome twosome elder trump sons, and fuck that mail order bride Melania Trump. Fuck all of them equally. Fuck the proud boys. Fuck the oath keepers. Fuck the seditionists. Fuck the trumpists. Fuck Q. Fuck the Qanon followers. Fuck the mouth breathing lot of them. They can just fuck right off. Fuck evangelical preachers. Fuck the Christian Right. Fuck Pat Robertson. Fuck pro lifers. Fuck antivaxxers. Fuck covid deniers. Fuck trumpists in general and trumpism in particular. Fuck Fox News. Fuck Sean Hannity. Fuck Rupert Murdoch. Fuck Tucker Carlson. Fuck Jeanine Pirro. Fuck Laura Ingraham. Though dead, fuck these fuckers too. Fuck Rush Limbaugh. Fuck Ronald Reagan. Fuck Richard Nixon, too. Fuck Sheldon Adelson. Fuck David Koch. Just for the fuck of it, fuck Adolf Hitler. Fuck all the has beens and hangers on as well. Fuck Sarah Palin. Fuck Newt Gingrich. Fuck Paul Ryan. Fuck John Boehner. Fuck Jeff Sessions. Fuck Bill O’Reilly. Fuck Kayleigh McEnany. Fuck Kellyanne Conway. Fuck that frothy mix of stupid and evil, Rick Santorum. Fuck the NRA. Fuck gun nuts. Fuck ammo sexuals. Fuck dark money. Fuck secret PACs. Fuck the swift boaters. Fuck Citizens United. Fuck Charles Koch. Fuck all the billionaires who buy the Congressional lickspittles with their pocket change. Fuck racists. Fuck sexists. Fuck white supremacists. Fuck the KKK. Fuck homophobes. Fuck small minded people. Fuck religious extremists. Fuck that Colorado baker while we’re at it. Fuck big pharma. Fuck Purdue Pharma. Fuck the Sackler family in particular. Fuck Putin. Fuck Netanyahu. Fuck Boris Johnson. Fuck Marie LePen. Fuck Xi Jinping. Fuck Assad. Fuck Mohammed bin Salman. Fuck Duterte. Fuck Bolsonaro. Fuck Narendra Modi. Fuck repressive regimes all over the globe. May they all fuck off. Did I mention fuck trump? I did? Well, fuck him again anyway. If there is any evil right wing fucker I forgot to tell to fuck off, then fuck them too. Have a nice fucking day.
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SoonerPride | Jun 2021 | OP |
snowybirdie | Jun 2021 | #1 | |
underpants | Jun 2021 | #2 | |
WarGamer | Jun 2021 | #3 | |
IrishAfricanAmerican | Jun 2021 | #4 | |
DEbluedude | Jun 2021 | #5 | |
sop | Jun 2021 | #6 | |
Skittles | Jun 2021 | #7 | |
smirkymonkey | Jun 2021 | #8 | |
Crunchy Frog | Jun 2021 | #9 | |
3catwoman3 | Jun 2021 | #41 | |
Crunchy Frog | Jun 2021 | #46 | |
AKwannabe | Jun 2021 | #54 | |
sheshe2 | Jun 2021 | #10 | |
Deuxcents | Jun 2021 | #11 | |
LymphocyteLover | Jun 2021 | #12 | |
Harker | Jun 2021 | #13 | |
demtenjeep | Jun 2021 | #14 | |
rzemanfl | Jun 2021 | #15 | |
happybird | Jun 2021 | #15 | |
WaterSong1951 | Jun 2021 | #17 | |
LAS14 | Jun 2021 | #18 | |
Pepsidog | Jun 2021 | #19 | |
Evolve Dammit | Jun 2021 | #20 | |
zentrum | Jun 2021 | #21 | |
UpInArms | Jun 2021 | #22 | |
BigmanPigman | Jun 2021 | #23 | |
ecstatic | Jun 2021 | #24 | |
RegularJam | Jun 2021 | #25 | |
roamer65 | Jun 2021 | #26 | |
ramen | Jun 2021 | #27 | |
a kennedy | Jun 2021 | #28 | |
Mickju | Jun 2021 | #29 | |
malaise | Jun 2021 | #30 | |
PatSeg | Jun 2021 | #31 | |
Aussie105 | Jun 2021 | #32 | |
FoxNewsSucks | Jun 2021 | #33 | |
panader0 | Jun 2021 | #34 | |
IcyPeas | Jun 2021 | #35 | |
left-of-center2012 | Jun 2021 | #36 | |
3catwoman3 | Jun 2021 | #37 | |
RVN VET71 | Jun 2021 | #38 | |
Alliepoo | Jun 2021 | #39 | |
spike jones | Jun 2021 | #40 | |
Mr. Evil | Jun 2021 | #42 | |
vapor2 | Jun 2021 | #43 | |
AllaN01Bear | Jun 2021 | #44 | |
keithbvadu2 | Jun 2021 | #45 | |
ShazzieB | Jun 2021 | #47 | |
Faux pas | Jun 2021 | #48 | |
BootinUp | Jun 2021 | #49 | |
orleans | Jun 2021 | #50 | |
FalloutShelter | Jun 2021 | #51 | |
Baked Potato | Jun 2021 | #52 | |
AKwannabe | Jun 2021 | #53 | |
Talitha | Jun 2021 | #55 | |
ProudProgressiveNow | Jun 2021 | #56 | |
soldierant | Jun 2021 | #57 | |
pandr32 | Jun 2021 | #58 | |
TigressDem | Jun 2021 | #59 | |
Tanuki | Jun 2021 | #60 | |
Ingersollman | Jun 2021 | #61 | |
mopinko | Jun 2021 | #62 | |
randr | Jun 2021 | #63 | |
sarchasm | Jun 2021 | #64 | |
VEGANGTA | Jun 2021 | #65 | |
gopiscrap | Jun 2021 | #91 | |
LittleGirl | Jun 2021 | #66 | |
Firestorm49 | Jun 2021 | #67 | |
lpbk2713 | Jun 2021 | #68 | |
world wide wally | Jun 2021 | #69 | |
momta | Jun 2021 | #70 | |
Heartstrings | Jun 2021 | #71 | |
SoonerPride | Jun 2021 | #72 | |
BlueJac | Jun 2021 | #73 | |
stage left | Jun 2021 | #74 | |
SWBTATTReg | Jun 2021 | #75 | |
suegeo | Jun 2021 | #76 | |
BobTheSubgenius | Jun 2021 | #77 | |
msfiddlestix | Jun 2021 | #81 | |
11 Bravo | Jun 2021 | #78 | |
housecat | Jun 2021 | #79 | |
housecat | Jun 2021 | #80 | |
msfiddlestix | Jun 2021 | #82 | |
JudyM | Jun 2021 | #83 | |
Politicub | Jun 2021 | #84 | |
llashram | Jun 2021 | #85 | |
brewens | Jun 2021 | #86 | |
Vinca | Jun 2021 | #87 | |
Ferrets are Cool | Jun 2021 | #88 | |
I_UndergroundPanther | Jun 2021 | #89 | |
RobertDevereaux | Jun 2021 | #90 |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:02 PM
snowybirdie (4,497 posts)
1. Nicely done
On to 20,000!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:04 PM
WarGamer (8,249 posts)
3. very inclusive... I don't thik you've left ANYONE out!
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:04 PM
IrishAfricanAmerican (3,401 posts)
4. 👍🏼
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:05 PM
DEbluedude (792 posts)
5. Fuckin' A!
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:07 PM
sop (8,927 posts)
6. You mean "Fuck that 300 pound oozing pus bag Steve Bannon."
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:08 PM
Skittles (148,553 posts)
7. I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
yes INDEED
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:11 PM
smirkymonkey (63,221 posts)
8. Hear, hear!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:12 PM
Crunchy Frog (26,312 posts)
9. There was a whole, huge thread not long ago, severely scolding DU for using that kind of language.
I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiments expressed in your post.
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Response to Crunchy Frog (Reply #9)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:33 PM
3catwoman3 (21,773 posts)
41. One of the things that first attracted me...
...to DU was the exuberant and unrestrained use of “colorful” language. It doesn’t bother me a bit.
Before the Trump administration, I hardly ever said “Fuck,” even privately. As a result of aforesaid administration, I have become such a frequent user when talking to myself that I really have to watch it in public so as not to slip up. Sometimes, no other word will do. |
Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #41)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:57 PM
Crunchy Frog (26,312 posts)
46. Everyone here is nine years older than when you joined, and almost 20 years older than when I did.
I guess some people really do become fuddy duddies as they age.
People were quite relaxed about when I started lurking. Somewhere along the line people's sphincters started tightening up. |
Response to Crunchy Frog (Reply #9)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:14 AM
AKwannabe (4,787 posts)
54. Ha! Glad I missed that one!
I found DU by duck duck go with the search phrase Fuck Donald Trump. Found my sanity for over four hrs now.
Fuck em! |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:15 PM
Deuxcents (10,099 posts)
11. My sentiments, exactly
Thanks for including my governor of Florida . I’ll add my two worthless senators..Scott n Rubio.
Congrats on your milestone here. |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:19 PM
LymphocyteLover (4,130 posts)
12. I heartly agree!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:20 PM
Harker (11,966 posts)
13. Well spent! n/t
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:20 PM
demtenjeep (31,997 posts)
14. fuck yea
I promised I would stop using fuck when fatnixon was defeated but with all the shit he still causes, I will stop using it when the fucker dies
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:20 PM
rzemanfl (29,140 posts)
15. K&R. n/t
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:20 PM
happybird (3,815 posts)
15. Dang! You even went international!
Well done!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:21 PM
WaterSong1951 (74 posts)
17. SoonerPride right on!
Well said friend - couldn’t do better myself
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:23 PM
LAS14 (13,058 posts)
18. You're SO ELOQUENT!!! :-) nt
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:24 PM
Pepsidog (6,019 posts)
19. I couldn't have said it better.
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:26 PM
Evolve Dammit (14,170 posts)
20. Perfect. Couldn't give any more fucks except every fucking member that voted against the 1/6 commis
sion. Oh and Steven Segal who is now Putin's lapdog. And Rudy Ghouliani and his brain-damaged son. Klansman Fred Trump for raising such an evil spawn. And Bill Cosby just because he was America's Dad and ended up being a serial predator/rapist POS. Fuck 'em all.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:26 PM
zentrum (9,864 posts)
21. What a fucking gallery of
....Hieronymus Bosch creatures they all are.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:29 PM
UpInArms (50,592 posts)
22. I could not have said it better
Well done!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:32 PM
BigmanPigman (48,796 posts)
23. You're speaking my language!
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:33 PM
ecstatic (30,783 posts)
24. Right there with ya! nt
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:33 PM
roamer65 (33,975 posts)
26. I haven't seen or heard fuck used that much since I watched Pacino in "Scarface".
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:41 PM
ramen (674 posts)
27. A-fucking-men. nt
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:46 PM
a kennedy (27,134 posts)
28. You Da Man/Woman......... and loved it.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:47 PM
Mickju (1,622 posts)
29. I agree with everything you said in this post.
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:50 PM
malaise (254,420 posts)
30. Fucking Yeah!
Congrats and Rec
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:52 PM
PatSeg (44,895 posts)
31. Great Fucking 10,000th post!
I'll bet that felt good!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:57 PM
Aussie105 (4,053 posts)
32. Righteous rant!
Collectively, Deplorables!
The one word that sums up all the 'F' words. Quite a comprehensive list though. ![]() ![]() And, for DU allowing such a heartfelt expression of sentiment without censorship: ![]() ![]() |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:07 PM
FoxNewsSucks (9,880 posts)
33. I couldn't possibly agree more
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:15 PM
panader0 (25,608 posts)
34. Well said.
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:18 PM
IcyPeas (19,936 posts)
35. Great post.
And fuck Greg Abbott and anyone else who denies women their right to choose.
Fuck them. |
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left-of-center2012 This message was self-deleted by its author.
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:27 PM
3catwoman3 (21,773 posts)
37. Very thorough - well done. You speak for me.
And congratulations on 10,000 posts!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:27 PM
RVN VET71 (2,588 posts)
38. You don't fuck around!
Congrats on reaching 10,000!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:29 PM
Alliepoo (1,928 posts)
39. Dang, Sooner
What a completely awesome 10,000th post!! I had to log in to bookmark your post because I love it!!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:30 PM
spike jones (1,298 posts)
40. I sure hope no one misunderstands you n/t
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:34 PM
Mr. Evil (2,440 posts)
42. Epic!
Fuck 'em all!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:42 PM
vapor2 (884 posts)
43. LOVE IT
but would've probably put David Kock in the top 5.....just sayin
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:48 PM
AllaN01Bear (11,383 posts)
44. o, u forgot one . fuck u putin.
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:50 PM
keithbvadu2 (30,928 posts)
45. Too subtle!
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 10:06 PM
ShazzieB (10,398 posts)
47. If I may be permitted to add some items to the list...
Fuck Josh Hawley.
Fuck Madison Cawthorne. Fuck Matt Gaetz. Fuck MyPillow Guy (not gonna type his name, because it makes me gag). Fuck Kristin Noem and any other right-wing knucklehead governors not already mentioned whose crappy decisions turned their states into covid hotspots. Fuck Brian Kemp and any other right-wing knucklehead governors not already mentioned who have supported the passage of draconian voter suppression laws in their states. EDITED TO ADD: Fuck Elise Stefanik. This is fun! |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 10:16 PM
Faux pas (13,630 posts)
48. Kicketty Kickin'
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 10:20 PM
BootinUp (43,980 posts)
49. Right on time. And perfect message nt
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 10:27 PM
orleans (32,156 posts)
50. fucking A! splendid way to express your milestone
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 10:37 PM
FalloutShelter (10,124 posts)
51. You read my mind!
Congrats on the Fab 10,000th post.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 11:26 PM
Baked Potato (7,371 posts)
52. Well, fuck. Good job!
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:12 AM
AKwannabe (4,787 posts)
53. Fuck Yeah!
Fuck em all!!!!!!!!!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:21 AM
Talitha (5,651 posts)
55. Ditto!!!!!
And well done, Sooner - - Kudos!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:48 AM
ProudProgressiveNow (6,053 posts)
56. KR NT
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:50 AM
soldierant (5,068 posts)
57. Made me smile. And congrats.
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:59 AM
pandr32 (9,962 posts)
58. Agreed 100%
Congratulations on 10000.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:54 AM
TigressDem (4,849 posts)
59. Ummm, how about they do that to each other?
Just thinking about it makes me want to wash out my brain with bleach... and I know better.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 05:21 AM
Tanuki (14,207 posts)
60. Epic! You took the words right out of my mouth!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 07:59 AM
Ingersollman (204 posts)
61. Fuck
that fucking says it all. Fuck yeah!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 08:56 AM
mopinko (66,438 posts)
62. fuck roger stone.
the evilest of all the evil fuckers.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 08:58 AM
randr (12,090 posts)
63. Thanks for giving a fuck
If more people gave a fuck we would not be in this fucking mess
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 09:21 AM
sarchasm (884 posts)
64. Apparently, you gave some fucks ...
10,000 and counting!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 09:29 AM
VEGANGTA (20 posts)
65. I joined DU just to respond to this post.
Love it. Well said!
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Response to VEGANGTA (Reply #65)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 10:51 PM
gopiscrap (22,932 posts)
91. welcome to DU
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 10:02 AM
LittleGirl (7,732 posts)
66. At my age, I'm trying not to cuss so much but
Our Democracy is in serious danger man. F*ck it all to hell and back.
I’m ready to march in the streets. Where do we meet up? Let’s Go! |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 10:10 AM
Firestorm49 (3,551 posts)
67. Don't hold back!
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 10:17 AM
lpbk2713 (41,869 posts)
68. Thank you for fucking Ron DeSantis even if he's not your governor.
Every little fuck helps. We need all the help we can get. |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 11:32 AM
world wide wally (21,330 posts)
69. As a retired teacher, I give you a fuckin' A
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 11:55 AM
momta (3,969 posts)
70. Reminds me of a fucking story.
When I was in college my 20-member co-op got busy putting up "Happy Holidays" messages on our windows. One particularly irreverent member wanted to write "Merry Fucking Christmas" on our back alley-facing window. Half of us thought it was a great idea, the other half was horrified. We had to compromise with "Have a Damn Good Christmas". I preferred the original.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 12:04 PM
Heartstrings (7,349 posts)
71. Fuckin' a!
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Thu Jun 3, 2021, 12:07 PM
SoonerPride (12,286 posts)
72. Thanks for all the kudos, everyone.
I normally don't cuss like a sailor.
But sometimes you just need to vent. It was cathartic and therapeutic to do so. ![]() |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 12:08 PM
BlueJac (7,838 posts)
73. Well said!
K&R
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 12:47 PM
stage left (2,560 posts)
74. You skipped
Tim Scott, misrepresentative of South Carolina. So fuck him twice, and once more for all the bible verses he posts.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:38 PM
SWBTATTReg (19,515 posts)
75. Now I truly know what it means when someone says 'that they are out of fucks to give'! Ha ha heh...
A great post and one that I think a lot of us definitely feel also.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:41 PM
suegeo (2,560 posts)
76. Fuck the Bush Crime Family
Esp. G.W.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:33 PM
BobTheSubgenius (11,360 posts)
77. I don't know if this was intentional or not, but I thought I'd bring it to your attention.
That OP could be construed as being a tiny bit negative, so you might need to clarify for some readers.
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Response to BobTheSubgenius (Reply #77)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:50 PM
msfiddlestix (6,293 posts)
81. bwahahaha... good one. :)
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:37 PM
11 Bravo (23,661 posts)
78. I love a good rant. Well done!
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:40 PM
housecat (2,076 posts)
79. A "fuck you" hall of fame? Start with your excellent list, save it, and nominate others as we go.
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:43 PM
housecat (2,076 posts)
80. A "fuck you" hall of fame? Start with your excellent list, save it, and nominate others as we go.
We can call it the George Carlin, Al Pacino, SoonerPride Hall
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:55 PM
msfiddlestix (6,293 posts)
82. A freakin' Splendid rant...
made my heart sing, my belly ache with laughter and my soul replenished with joy.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 03:52 PM
JudyM (26,156 posts)
83. Fucking is too good an action for any of them.
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 04:31 PM
Politicub (12,145 posts)
84. Glorious! Reading your fuck-off list was the post I needed today.
Fuck all of those fuckers.
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 04:49 PM
llashram (5,915 posts)
85. oh hell yeah!!!
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Thu Jun 3, 2021, 05:11 PM
brewens (12,121 posts)
86. Ever seen the "Fuck Scene"? :)
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Thu Jun 3, 2021, 05:13 PM
Vinca (49,169 posts)
87. Well said!
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 05:50 PM
Ferrets are Cool (19,370 posts)
88. I like the way you think
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Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 06:51 PM
I_UndergroundPanther (11,645 posts)
89. Fuck Roger Stone and
Fuck that Nixon tattoo off his back . Fuck Mike Lindell with a pillow.
Fuck all the Karen's And Kens. Fuck Ted Nugent. Fuck the NRA. |
Response to SoonerPride (Original post)
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 07:40 PM
RobertDevereaux (1,725 posts)
90. Laurence Sterne lends a helping hand...
Whenever you feel like cursing Moscow Mitch, Scrotus McShitGibbon, et al....
Here's the curse from Laurence Sterne's THE LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY, GENTLEMAN. In the first paragraph, simply replace "May he be damn’d" with "May Moscow Mitch be damn’d" and you're good to go. %%%%% # THE ORIGINAL: By the authority of God Almighty, the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, and of the undefiled Virgin Mary, mother and patroness of our Saviour, and of all the celestial virtues, angels, archangels, thrones, dominions, powers, cherubins and seraphins, and of all the holy patriarchs, prophets, and of all the apostles and evangelists, and of the holy innocents, who in the sight of the Holy Lamb, are found worthy to sing the new song of the holy martyrs and holy confessors, and of the holy virgins, and of all the saints, together with the holy and elect of God, May he be damn’d. We excommunicate, and anathematize him, and from the thresholds of the holy church of God Almighty we sequester him, that he may be tormented, disposed, and delivered over with Dathan and Abiram, and with those who say unto the Lord God, Depart from us, we desire none of thy ways. And as fire is quenched with water, so let the light of him be put out for evermore, unless it shall repent him and make satisfaction. Amen. May the Father who created man, curse him. May the Son who suffered for us, curse him. May the Holy Ghost, who was given to us in baptism, curse him. May the holy cross which Christ, for our salvation triumphing over his enemies, ascended, curse him. May the holy and eternal Virgin Mary, mother of God, curse him. May St. Michael, the advocate of holy souls, curse him. May all the angels and archangels, principalities and powers, and all the heavenly armies, curse him. May St. John, the Præcursor, and St. John the Baptist, and St. Peter and St. Paul, and St. Andrew, and all other Christ’s apostles, together curse him. And may the rest of his disciples and four evangelists, who by their preaching converted the universal world, and may the holy and wonderful company of martyrs and confessors who by their holy works are found pleasing to God Almighty, curse him. May the holy choir of the holy virgins, who for the honour of Christ have despised the things of the world, damn him. May all the saints, who from the beginning of the world to everlasting ages are found to be beloved of God, damn him. May the heavens and earth, and all the holy things remaining therein, damn him. May he be damn’d wherever he be whether in the house or the stables, the garden or the field, or the highway, or in the path, or in the wood, or in the water, or in the church. May he be cursed in living, in dying. May he be cursed in eating, and drinking, in being hungry, in being thirsty, in fasting, in sleeping, in slumbering, in walking, in standing, in sitting, in lying, in working, in resting, in pissing, in shitting, and in blood-letting! May he be cursed inwardly and outwardly! May he be cursed in the hair of his head! May he be cursed in his brains, and in his vertex, in his temples, in his forehead, in his ears, in his eye-brows, in his cheeks, in his jaw-bones, in his nostrils, in his fore-teeth and grinders, in his lips, in his throat, in his shoulders, in his wrists, in his arms, in his hands, in his fingers! May he be damn’d in his mouth, in his breast, in his heart and purtenance, down to the very stomach! May he be cursed in his reins, and in his groin, in his thighs, in his genitals, and in his hips, and in his knees, his legs, and feet, and toe-nails! May he be cursed in all the joints and articulations of his members, from the top of his head to the sole of his foot! May there be no soundness in him! May the Son of the living God, with all the glory of his Majesty curse him and may heaven, with all the powers which move therein, rise up against him, curse and damn him unless he repent and make satisfaction! Amen. So be it, so be it. Amen.” %%%%% |