Your Saturday Insurrectionist Roundup

[soothsayer]

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Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
Thanks for wearing a Go Pro dude. In addition to incriminating yourself you've given the feds a lot of hi def footage of the supposedly peaceful "protest" you attended. #SeditionHasConsequences #SeditionTrack

Anthony Puma arrested on May 27, 2021
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https://t.co/3DweciST3f

"PUMA said that, when he arrived, there were no police or barricades blocking entry."

Of course he left out the part about how he *SCALED A FUCKING WALL* in order to get inside. All of that captured on his Go Pro naturally.



Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
Once the insurrection failed, all of these weasels started to pretend they were there for a peaceful protest. Inevitably, there is a mountain of evidence that contradicts these absurd claims.

On Jan. 5, when the Capitol Police, DC Police and National Guard should have been preparing for a large scale riot, he was posting on Facebook that "War is coming" and "We are here. What time do we storm the House of Representatives."

Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
Not everybody who came to DC was down for an insurrection but it seems pretty clear that a significant percentage of them were pretty clear on all of the details of the plan.

"Hopefully we start storming the House of Representatives tomorrow at 1:00 PM"


Another peaceful tourists squaring up to fight with police in riot gear. Typical day at the U.S. Capitol and certainly not something we would want to investigate further. #SeditionHasConsequences #SeditionTrack

Kenneth Thomas charged on May 25, 2021
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https://t.co/fzA40JYCFt

edition Track
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May 28, 2021
Replying to @seditiontrack
"THOMAS returned at least twice to punch or strike the officers with his fist and forearm. THOMAS continued to attack law enforcement this way or attempt to push them back for at least 25 seconds straight"

He's going away for a long, long time.

Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
"We all are meeting at the Ellipse to listen to Mike Lindell and President Trump speak."

Reminds me of this classic scene in Spinal Tap



Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
Good. Now make sure everyone gets at least SOME jail time. Even the MAGA tourists.

Zoe Tillman
@ZoeTillman
Status hearing in the case of Jan. 6 defs Jenny Cudd and Eliel Rosa offers insight into how plea talks are unfolding in these cases: Prosecutor says govt made informal plea offer as to the felony obstruction count, Cudd asked for deferred prosecution agreement and govt said no

Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
“No one from our side was biting, it was breaking and entering, that’s it"

For some strange reason this guy feels it's important for everyone to know he didn't bite anybody. Noted. #SeditionHasConsequences #SeditionTrack

Adam Weibling charged on May 19, 2021
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https://t.co/daaZr78IpG


Sedition Track
@seditiontrack
Imagine being the Proud Boy circled in this infamous photo and thinking that you could get away with lying to the FBI about being inside the Capitol. #ProudBoys #FAFO



9:03 AM · May 27, 2021

[empedocles]

1. TY

[MiHale]

2. They're starting to throw him under the bus...

Favorite defense so far is ...Trump and the conservative media made me do it.

Who’s defense works...Trump? It was normal talk no incitement, I didn’t tell them to do that.

Or.

All the insurrectionists...He asked us to come, he asked us to “have a wild time” we knew what he meant. Geez we’ve been following him forever, we know!

What? 400-500 saying he did.

One saying he didn’t.

[GopherGal]

3. Wait, so they weren't "forced" to go along by all the Antifa forces?

I *was* the Antifa who rioted, isn't it?
As Repuke-licans are dying to prove via an investigation--- oh, wait.

[FailureToCommunicate]

4. Ye Haw! Always love the latest round-up!

Thanks soothsayer!

[abqtommy]

8. +100 I'm with ya on this one.

[soothsayer]

16. Welcome!

[Evolve Dammit]

5. Nice to see progress toward arresting and prosecuting traitorous a-holes. Appreciate that.

[usaf-vet]

6. Who brings the makings to build a gallows with a hangman noose to a peaceful protest?

For what reason did the peaceful protestors need gallows?

Seriously they want us to believe this stupid bullshit.

[justgamma]

7. Good Grief!

Even the ones at the back of the line, saw them scaling the walls and breaking the windows. So don't give me the Bs about there being no barricades and the doors were open.

[Warpy]

9. I think a lot of disugusted family members are exacting revenge

for years of ruined holiday get togethers followed by broken families.

Rush turned them into assholes. Pox and FB turned them into loaded guns. Dumdum pulled the trigger.

Now everybody is hoping some long needed legal consequences will wake them the hell up.

[OMGWTF]

10. We know Shitler was in charge because these fidiots went home when he told them to.

[ShazzieB]

14. Yeah, that WAS pretty much a dead giveaway, wasn't it? 🤣

[malaise]

11. Lock them up!

Keep on locking them up for years

[bucolic_frolic]

12. Insurrectionist Roundup is a great brand

These people have no respect for boundaries, civility, institutions, law. Their actions tell the tale.

[soothsayer]

15. Thanks!

[Grokenstein]

13. My absolute "favorite" excuse that the incelrectionists have come up with so far:

"The capitol was left insufficiently guarded as a plot to lure innocent Q-passerby into compromising positions and they murdered an innocent woman, also, too." It's just jawdropping in its idiocy, even for the cult of Dim Don.

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[Pinback]

18. Yeah, what an insidious plot by the Deep State

-- working right under the Trump administration's noses!11!1!

They lured the protesters into the Capitol, except the protesters weren't Trump supporters but instead Antifa and BLM activitists posing as Tump supporters, except some Patriots got suckered into joining the fray, resulting in the deaths of a couple of innocent tourists, but also among those who became killed were some traitorous police, whom we normally love, but these police were trying to protect the evil Pelosi and AOC and the turncoat Pence, whom we wanted to hang for not standing up against results of an election that was stolen, despite the 60 losses in court that the fake news says prove Biden won, and... where was I? Anyway, we didn't do anything unconstitutional, and so there should definitely not be an investigation.

[3Hotdogs]

17. Well fuck. I know if I had been facing the redcoats at Lexington Green ,

I would'a wanted my picture taken to show my grandkids some day.

[Cha]

19. K!