Rush Limbaugh's Death Certificate -- Occupation: GREATEST RADIO HOST OF ALL TIME

[TheBlackAdder]

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Rush Limbaugh’s Death Certificate Has A Debatable Embellishment
The official document contains some unofficial wording that might be stretching things a bit.

Rush Limbaugh’s death certificate was apparently a fan.

The space on the document for “occupation, industry” usually contains a perfunctory description, but that line on Limbaugh’s hails him as the “GREATEST RADIO HOST OF ALL TIME,” reported TMZ, which obtained a copy.

Although the Palm Beach County (Florida) Medical Examiner’s Office issued the certificate, TMZ noted that the honorific probably came from the conservative commentator’s widow, Kathryn Limbaugh, who’s listed as the info provider.

Rush Limbaugh died of lung cancer last month at age 70 following a career as the “bigoted king of talk radio” who “saturated America’s airwaves with cruel bigotries, lies and conspiracy theories for over three decades,” HuffPost reported.

The HuffPost obituary noted that Limbaugh amassed an audience of millions and helped to transform the Republican Party, but made no mention of him being the G.O.A.T.

Limbaugh spent some of his last weeks on the air amplifying Donald Trump’s lies about election fraud. He also appeared to endorse the violence of the pro-Trump rioters who stormed the U.S. Capitol.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rush-limbaugh-death-certificate_n_60464b13c5b6360bea6e356c

Greatest Racist Rube Manipulator more like.

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[Hassler]

1. The fact that El limpo died of cancer seems somehow fitting

For a guy who spent 35 years spewing racism and misogyny and causing it to metastasize throughout the country.

[JenniferJuniper]

2. Yeah, well, you're nothing but dust now, loser.

[sfstaxprep]

3. The Important Thing Is That He's STILL Dead!

His daughter........errrrrr........I mean wife.......can take her fortune and go lead a comfortable life somewhere, and hopefully not be heard from again. But she's probably an attention whore like he was, so I doubt she'll venture too far from the spotlight, and will try to carry on his name and vitriol with pride.

[Silent3]

4. Was this the long form or the short form certificate? n/t

[malaise]

5. Well he did sell hate better than most

but he's still dead - good

[magicarpet]

6. How come his grave area smells like urine ?

[TheBlackAdder]

7. Hey, if Rush Limbaugh hated Gender Neutral Bathrooms so much. . .

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Why is his grave site going to be one?

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[magicarpet]

9. .... even the dogs and cats stop by to pee on his grave...

They ought to put a beer keg on top of his grave stone in case people stop by but don't have to go pee yet.

[jmowreader]

8. Well, I guess you can put anything on that line...

If I had to pick a "greatest radio host of all time," it would be either Alan Freed, Wolfman Jack, Casey Kasem or Rachel Steele.

[JuJuChen]

10. REMEMBER THIS

He celebrated gay deaths to AIDS.
He accused Michael J. Fox of faking his Parkinson's symptoms and made fun of them.
He called women who wanted insurance to cover birth control "sluts."
He called Chelsea Clinton "the White House dog" when she was 13.
He was a serial philanderer married four times who frequently visited foreign countries on fuck safaris.
He was a cruel, horrific dumpster fire of a garbage human and it is perfectly okay to celebrate his self-inflicted stupid "arrogant rich guy" death.

He was an opiate addict who ate so many pills he went deaf, then he smoked so many cigars that he got lung cancer. The thought of the last 20 years of his life being agony makes me believe that karma actually exists. I hope Satan is reaming his asshole with a flaming jackhammer right now.

Fuck Rush Limbaugh and fuck his fans. Your tears nourish my soul.

[Grokenstein]

11. And defy efforts to rewrite reality.

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Last time I looked at his Wiki page, dittoheads had rewritten it so that his Oxycontin addiction was the result of his deafness, not the cause.

Another thing he said--and this is number one on MY list of reasons why he should burn for eternity--was that children with food insecurity (not a common phrase at the time but a very real problem) should be taught the art of "dumpster diving" so money wouldn't be "wasted" providing them with a free school lunch.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2010/06/limbaugh-advocates-dumpster-diving/340684/

Even actual pieces of shit looked at him and said, "what a piece of shit."

[yuiyoshida]

12. May his soul burn so hot

That every hurt that he gave comes back like karma on steroids , twice fold for all his hatred -my it flame out to nothingness - his bullshit lead in time to the insurrection at the Capital in Washington D.C. He is not a patriot, He was the inspiration for the Anti- Democracy Movement, or rather one of many dreaming of a dear leader type country. I don’t believe in a Hell but I hope he finds himself in one while his body rots in the grave.

[OnDoutside]

13. Surely that is falsifying a Death Certificate ?