Odds Listing for VP Debate
Likelihood of certain events occurring during the upcoming Vice-Presidential Debate:
2:1 odds - Paul Ryan fires moderator, calls in Rush Limbaugh to moderate remainder of debate.
5:1 odds - Paul Ryan attempts to cancel Joe Biden's Medicare on stage, advises him to "get a job, old man".
8.5:1 odds - Paul Ryan comes on stage with bloody head of Elmo in hands.
15:1 odds - Paul Ryan lays out new plank in campaign platform regarding Social Security: SS funds will be used to build factory to process citizens over 65 into food products for the lower class.
85:1 odds - Ryan gasses audience, proclaiming those who die as "not strong enough to survive in Galt's Gulch"
150:1 odds - Paul Ryan sacrifices a baby on stage to ancient, cthonic deity to aid his "mission" and strike down his foes. Ancient, elder god bursts forth from the ground and drives the TV-viewing audience mad. They proceed to vote Republican.
