Bolsonaro Warns of Bizarre Vaccine Side Effects

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Bolsonaro Warns of Bizarre Vaccine Side Effects

December 20, 2020 at 2:38 pm EST By Taegan Goddard 8 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2020/12/20/bolsonaro-warns-of-bizarre-vaccine-side-effects/

"SNIP....

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro criticized the Pfizer vaccine suggesting that it could result in strange side-effects, such as women growing beards and people turning into crocodiles, according to AFP.

Bolsonaro said that he does not intend to be vaccinated.

....SNIP"

Culling the herd of those who would believe him.

[CatMor]

1. As a woman I'll take turning into a crocodile...

but I sure don't want to grow a beard.

[BrightKnight]

14. I think he said people were turning into bearded crocodiles. n/t

[CatMor]

17. Uh oh, guess I'll have to wear my mask permanently.

[Brainfodder]

2. Crocodiles?

That might be worth it for some?



Kompromat
Humans are so inferior to even starfish at this point in time?

[hlthe2b]

5. Survived over dinosaurs & asteroids 200 million years ago...

so, maybe that's a good deal?

[ProfessorGAC]

3. As I'm Reading This...

...I glanced back up at the link to make sure this wasn't The Onion or Borowitz!
But, no. Political Wire.
This idiot is trying to out tool, our tool!

[Croney]

4. Hmm. A woman can shave if she grows a beard, but

if you turn into a crocodile there's really no remedy, so I don't see why he seemed to give them equal weight.

[In_The_Wind]

6. As a woman ages little beard hairs appear.

I'll get the vaccine and shave if I ever stop wearing a mask.

[Laffy Kat]

10. I use wax. It hurts. nt

[In_The_Wind]

20. I trim using scissors.

Painless

[Irish_Dem]

7. Crocodiles? These people just get sillier by the day. nt

[chowder66]

8. Excellent. I can hide my little double chin with a beard!!! nt

[Iliyah]

9. It turns them into Gremlins . . .

except or Bolsonaro and cronies who have gotten the vaccine.

[BainsBane]

11. porra lixo.

[Midnight Writer]

12. Bullshit. You only go croc if you take it under the full moon.

And the barking like a dog thing goes away after a few days, and can easily be cured by abstaining from alcohol.

[BrightKnight]

13. Sounds like Brazil can't get enough vaccine an he does not want to take the heat. - nt

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

15. There are serious side effects from just being Bolsonaro.

And worse side effects from having Bolsonaro as your leader.

At least, with Trump, there is an end in sight.

[yellowcanine]

16. Not taking the vaccine apparently turns men into idiots.

Just sayin'.

[redwitch]

18. I hope the crocodile women bite him.

Silly, stupid man.

[tonedevil]

19. Do you become a crocodile...

permanently? Or is it more of a werecroc sort of thing?