Why are Mitt's eyes so glassy?

[OhioChick]

The way he's rattling and interrupting, he sounds (and looks) like he's on crack.

[RoccoR5955]

1. It's actually meth n/t

[OhioChick]

6. He keeps stuttering with that crazed look...wow n/t

[SirRevolutionary]

2. He's a robot

[spiderpig]

3. I just asked that on the Mandatory Malloy thread.

And suggested it was due to the trains keeping him up all night.

[Richard D]

4. Meth of cocaine?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. Yep. Let's call him Meth Romney n/t

[rug]

7. They're made of Waterford Crystal.

[MarthaMyDear]

9. Waterford Crystal...

....outsourced to the Phillipines!

[HuckleB]

8. Just Concerta.

[pacalo]

10. That constant Howdy Doody grin is making me want some crack.

[Bucky]

11. He just had them polished.