Fuck John Elway

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

I always hated this overrated horsefaced fuck, and I knew he was a huge dbag Rethuglican when he said Newt Gingrich was a modern day Thomas Jefferson.

Fuck him, he looks like the horse Ann rode in on!

[dawg]

1. First time I saw the clip this morning, thought it was Gary Busey.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

10. He Has Not Aged Gracefully

.

[Bake]

22. Ohh. That's scary.

Just in time for Halloween!



Bake

[CreekDog]

33. Really? Is he that smart?

[backscatter712]

77. Something like this?

[JaneyVee]

82. Meanwhile, Elway owns GM & Chrysler dealerships. Facepalm.

[LaydeeBug]

2. Ooooh, I *know*. He's *awful*. He hates Baltimore

Anybody who hates the place that literally saved america is clearly an overrated horsefaced fuck.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

43. Well, that alone sells it for me. :)

No one disrespects Charm City. No one!

Go Orioles!!!!!!!!!

[City Lights]

3. LOL!

I totally agree, and can't stop laughing about you referring to him as an "overrated horsefaced fuck." What an apt description!

[Robb]

4. LOL I stopped into DU to post this exact sentiment.

Fuck John Elway.

[Arctic Dave]

5. I blame his offensive line, too many concussions.

PROTECT YOR QB OR THEY FACE SERIOUS MENTAL DEGRADATION!!!


Are you listening NFL?

[JaneyVee]

6. Doesn't mean shit. He endorsed McCain in 2008 & Obama won Colorado handily.

[n2doc]

7. Overrated

Sports Pundits always list him as one of the greatest, when he couldn't win a thing until he got a lot of help. Just like his overrated QB Peyton Manning, He generally failed when the postseason rolled around.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

13. If Marino had the running game and defense he did those last two years....

....he would have won a couple too. Actually, just the defense would have been enough for Marino. But people love to shit on Marino for never winning.

I'll also take Manning over Elway.

[n2doc]

14. Eli, yes

Peyton is a regular season champ. 1 superbowl does not greatest of all time status decree.

[KansDem]

8. Remember Super Bowl 1987?

In 1987, Elway was selected to start in the American Football Conference's (AFC) Pro Bowl team and won the NFL Most Valuable Player Award. He went on to once again lead the Broncos to a victory over the Browns in the AFC title game, earning their second consecutive Super Bowl appearance, this one against the Washington Redskins. The game started out very well for Denver, and they built up a 10–0 lead by the end of the first quarter. At the time, no team had ever overcome a 10–0 deficit in the Super Bowl. But in the second quarter, the Redskins suddenly stormed back with a record 35 points, and ended up winning Super Bowl XXII 42–10.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Elway

I remember how the media went all oogly-googly over Elway, especially the sports commentators. All we heard was running up to the game was "Elway! Elway! Elway!"

But guess what? Elway lost! And he was defeated by a team with *gasp* a black quarterback!



Doug Williams was the first African-American quarterback ever to start in a NFL league championship game, let alone a Super Bowl

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XXII#Williams_and_the_Redskins

Poor John and all his fans...

[abelenkpe]

15. I remember that game!

During first quarter announcers were saying it was all but over. Love Doug Williams!

Of course Washington has sucked since 91. I blame their jerky republican owner...

[jsr]

58. Historic game

Awesome, awesome performance by Williams.

[Jersey Devil]

65. Actually, it was the 1988 Super Bowl

I was at the 1987 Super Bowl (which followed the 1986 season) at the Rose Bowl: Giants 39 Broncos 20

[HughBeaumont]

9. I'm from Cleveland . . . So I ain't gotta tell anyone what I think of that bastard.

I used to smile from ear to ear whenever he'd get his ass beat in a Super Bowl. If it weren't for Terrell Davis, he wouldn't have Ring ONE.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

26. Also, Rich Karlis missed that FG

The Drive should have been negated.

[Kolesar]

31. I think that was the "winning kick", not the "tying kick" at the end of "the drive"

I remember seeing video showing that his kick was outside of the uprights.
The referees probably just wanted to end the game and go drinking.

[hifiguy]

55. Yep. Davis was the guy who literally carried those

Super Bowl teams to victory. He was a real beast of a running back.

[taught_me_patience]

11. Probably still has PTSD from the 55-10 beatdown the Niners

gave him in SB24.

[eissa]

17. Haha, that's my Niners, baby!

I've hated that douche Elway ever since he refused to attend the White House ceremony congratulating the SB winning team because he hated Clinton. What a fuckhead. If you're invited by the POTUS, you go, asshole. Hate him.

[Tikki]

12. Does he still whinny Wilber or is it Willard nowadays?

Tikki

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

18. He's more Ann's mount - she's teaching him dressage

[Missycim]

16. His politics suck

but you can't slam his two superbowl rings.


Hate to break it too you but very few GREAT QB's win SB's without a complete team.

[cali]

19. Robert Kraft, owner of the NE Patriots, supports President Obama

[Fla Dem]

23. I hope you're right, because I'm a huge Pats fan, but..the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

His son held a big fund raiser for Rmoney last week, and I know the Trumpster is a big friend of Robert Kraft. On the other hand I think Jon Bon Jovi is as well and he is a big Obama supporter.


Mitt Romney expected to bring in $7.5m during Boston area fundraisers on Friday

WASHINGTON -- Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign is expected to bring in $7.5 million during fundraisers Friday night in the Boston area, making it the biggest Massachusetts fundraisers he’s had and providing him with fresh funds at a key moment in the race.

Romney is appearing with his running mate, Paul Ryan, at a reception at the Chestnut Hill home of former Reebok CEO Paul Fireman, followed by a $75,000-a-plate dinner at the home of New England Patriots President Jonathan Kraft.

http://www.boston.com/politicalintelligence/2012/09/27/mitt-romney-expected-bring-during-boston-area-fundraisers-friday/IXpOOJWH4ZFuYJCYZIjQAL/story.html

[DemocratSinceBirth]

30. I Assume Most Owners Are

Former Dolphins owner, Joe Robbie, was a Democrat.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

45. There are a few that are Dems

Arthur Blank (Falcons), and Paul Allen (Seahawks) come to mind. The Rooneys (Steelers) also backed Obama in 2008. I'm sure there are a few more.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

46. TY

I saw Arthur Blank on CNBC. I forgot his name but his Home Depot co-founder is a Republican.

[eissa]

24. Are you sure about that?

I always thought he was a teabagger. Have read that he is vehemently anti-union.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

44. He's donated to BOTH sides

Definitely not a Teabagger. You must have read that on World Net Daily or some other source with no credibility.

If anything his donations have sided slightly more with the Democratic party, particularly the DNC congressional campaign committees. But it's not unusual for owners of large businesses to donate to both sides to cover their asses.

He was also universally praised by the player's union after the NFL lockout last year for his work in finding a resolution.

Not sure about his son's politics, but RK is a solid, well respected citizen.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

27. Most owners are two faced phonies

Fuck Bob Kraft. He benefits from the weakest union in pro sports and his BFF Roger trying to smash the refs union.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

47. How about this.....

Fuck YOU.

Kraft was praised by the union following the lockout. Know your facts.

Great finish to the season by the Pirates BTW..

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

48. Who's your team?

The Red Stinx? Talk about

The NFL players union members are abused spouses and they don't even know it. Many will once they retire, they are 50 and can't walk or talk and get shit as far as pension and medical.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

50. Don't have one

But I do know FACTS, which is something you appear to be woefully short on.

Do you even follow the NFL at all?

And didn't Goodell fine Kraft hundreds of thousands of dollars after SpyGate while taking away a 1st round pick? But yeah, I'm sure they're the best of friends.

The Red Stinx? Are you 12?

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

53. You sound like you're twelve taking a cheap shot at the Pirates

Whether you like it or not, Rog and Bobby are best buds. Every time a beer bottle opens at Patriot Place, Rog is up there cutting a ribbon for it. Bob, Jerrah and J Arthur Crank run the fucking league and Goodell is their puppet. So the fuck what if he helped end the lockout? I'm sure it wasn't some magnanimous gesture on his part. He blubbered on that it had something something to do with his wife passing away or whatever....now that his old ass is mounting some 30 year old trophy wannabe actress I guess he's over it.....

As far as Rog fining them and taking a pick and being sore about it, what, was he supposed to just ignore it? Cheatriots fans should thank their lucky stars that whole thing was swept under the rug and they weren't named, say....the New Orleans Saints.

Anyway, Jonathan Kraft hosted Rmoney's recent fundraiser in Boston....so the fuck you stands. Typical 1%ers hedging their fucking bets. Fuck every owner in pro sports for that matter, except Mark Cuban.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

59. Please document their friendship

In other words, make it something more than just your opinion. You've stated it as fact, now prove it.

In other news, you are not very articulate.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

67. Anyone who pays attention knows it

And you're the one accusing me of not watching the NFL?

A quick search (because I don't have all night to educate fans of a team that boycotts the Super Bowl unless they are in it) comes up with this mutual admiration society....

Lemme guess, you're going to bitch they're just saying a few nice things about one another like any owner/commish would.....

Also.....

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/2010/05/pomp_circumstan.html

(That's from the Boston Globe by the way, not ESPN which you Patriots fans think is "biased" against you, of course.)

You seem to think you're a pretty smart guy....stop being so obtuse. You probably also think Jim Nantz and Phil Simms don't praise Tom Brady enough.

Have a nice day.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

68. Pfft.....public events

Show me something genuine. Something REAL other than imagery for the cameras.

You've shown a mastery of digging up old YouTube clips. Bravo. I'll call the Justice Department or FBI. Perhaps they could use someone with your extreme research skills. You could revolutionize the way we fight crime.

By the way, Bill Clinton and Mitt Romney were recently on the same stage at the Clinton Global Initiative. Does that mean they are friends as well?

I guess it does according to your tortured logic.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

72. You ignored the Globe piece....

....of course....

But you know.....I should limit my searching to more important things.....like this....

&feature=related

Have a nice day!

[HangOnKids]

57. Whoa! Whoa! Do You Normally Waltz Into A Discussion Board And Act Like You Own It?

You might want to tone it down a notch Sport. Just sayin'.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

60. Where did I act as though "I owned it"?

And furthermore, I'm not the one lacing every other sentence with an expletive.

Perhaps you should be more observant, sport.

[HangOnKids]

62. I'm Quite Observant Sport

And What The Fuck does lacing every other sentence with an expletive have to do with anything I said? More arrogance from you and you have the temerity to ask Where did I act as though "I owned it"? Really.

[Floyd_Gondolli]

64. It's merely your opinion

And I'll take it as such.

But thanks for playing, sport.

[HangOnKids]

69. You Keep Playing Too Sport

Oh an FYI, I'm not the only one who holds that opinion. Keep on keeping on Floyd!

[Floyd_Gondolli]

70. Wait a second.....

You mean.....you're not the only one who hold that opinion?

How will I ever go on?????????

[Johonny]

20. He'll always be Mr. Ed to me

the talking horses ass

[hvn_nbr_2]

21. What are you all talking about? nt

[eissa]

25. Elway endorses Mitt

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2012/10/01/mitt-romney-john-elway-campaign-support/1607541/

[fizzgig]

28. stick to football and used cars, johnny

i'm fully expecting him to make a run for office here in the next few years

[Panasonic]

38. As what?

He wouldn't know where politics start and ends.

Look at Lynn Swann as a perfect example.

[truebluegreen]

75. His dealerships went bankrupt years ago....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[Raster]

29. How is Trigger doing these days?

[slackmaster]

32. I live for posts like this

[CheapShotArtist]

34. So not only did he used to play for the Broncos, but he also likes Mitt Robme?

Johnny can go to Hell with his entitled ass.

[Panasonic]

39. Bet you love the beatdown that Manning and co gave you last weekend.

37-6 baby..

And we'll repeat the same thing in Oakland.

[Panasonic]

35. Well....

Elway has always been an horsefaced Republican, but he's still our local hero.

We KNEW he is a Republican. All we have to look at his ex-wife Janet. A breast cancer survivor, mother of his two kids, and he dumped her for a trophy wife.

Todd Helton was also present, but he's way past his prime to retire.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

37. He dumped Janet?

Wow....I remember when QB wives got "Quarterback Club" trading cards in the early 90's....she was the hottest one....another douche move by Johnny Horseface.

[LibertyLover]

36. Elway is an idiot -

I'm just waiting for his most recent idiocy, Peyton Manning, to be sacked, reinjure his neck and go on the disabled list. And that's only if Manning is lucky and doesn't wind up paralyzed. I checked on Steve Bisciotti, owner of the Ravens (GO RAVENS!) and was pleased to see that his political donations tend Democratic. That, along with Brendon Ayanbadajo's support for Question 6 (marriage equality in Maryland), makes me proud to support the Ravens.

[madamesilverspurs]

40. Fuck John Elway?

Not even with someone else's lady parts!

Ew.


-

[Dawson Leery]

41. The same should go for the Manning family.

There is something vile about these white conservative football players. Perhaps they see themselves as vanguards of "traditional" male culture?

[Zen Democrat]

42. Did Elway sire Rafalca?

[Blue Idaho]

49. If you had ever met him you would know he really is one colossally dumb shit...

and a pathetic has-been looking for one more shot of celebrity.

[DollarBillHines]

54. Yep. I met him at a Trade Show in Vegas.

The guy can barely hold his own in a simple conversation. It's not like he's punch-drunk, just plain thick.

He was there endorsing some product that he knew nothing about. He just stood around with this dumbass grin on his face, telling everyone who he was.

[Blue Idaho]

63. exactly...

What a dolt.

[Motown_Johnny]

51. I lived in CO back when Elway was playing and I have hated him ever since.

Never liked that guy.

Never will.

[d_b]

52. +1

fuck you, john

[tjwash]

56. Elway was a pretty typical jock...never used to blow people away with his intelligence

Of course...we could also say a few things about some musicians as well.

[fishwax]

61. a great QB, but he's always been horribly wrong in terms of politics

[librechik]

66. and the horses he rode in on n/t

[Ter]

71. What did he do?

I must have missed it.

[JI7]

73. Gingrich a modern day Thomas Jefferson ?

what a fucking dumb shit

[trof]

74. And the Bronco he rode in on.

You DID see THAT coming...right?

[Permanut]

76. Now hold on, you guys..

Elway is just as relevant in the political arena as Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Ann Coulter, Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent and Hank Williams Jr. They're all extremely relevant because, ah, well, hang on a second, I'll think of something.

[swayne]

78. Who cares what this HTJ has to say?????

HTJ= HORSE-TOOTHED JACKASS

[Stargleamer]

79. Then you'll probably love this:

California (from Berzerkley no less!) Bears defeat Elway's Stanford team in the Big Game:

Elway was dismayed and blamed the officials, but heck it was their Band that came on the field, not Cal's.

[Shitty Mitty]

80. "horsefaced fuck"

I lol'd

[Blue Owl]

81. Twice on Sunday

n/t