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H2O Man

(74,042 posts)
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 05:55 PM Nov 2020

Can You Help?

Help wanted! We are now hiring people from in and around the states of Georgia, Nevada, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Arizona to assist in filling out one million fraudulent mail-in ballots per state. George Soros is paying workers $75 per hour, tax-free, Chairman Mao is providing meals, Fidel Castro is providing luxury hotel rooms, and Tucker Carlson is providing entertainment.

With the help of Iranian computer experts, we have been able to make significant progress in post-marking each ballot as being received on November 2. More, we have brought in rapists and murderers from Central America to count the votes. We assume that there are very good people on both sides of the open border.

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Can You Help? (Original Post) H2O Man Nov 2020 OP
surely you see how dangerous this OP is 0rganism Nov 2020 #1
qanon will be quoting it as proof within the hour Orangepeel Nov 2020 #5
Something tells me that Mike 03 Nov 2020 #7
Maybe, maybe not ..... H2O Man Nov 2020 #10
And KKKavanaugh will take to it like a fish to water. Look for it in his footnotes. diva77 Nov 2020 #14
Hopefully he marked H2O Man Nov 2020 #27
it need not be cited in its entirety 0rganism Nov 2020 #15
Lions and tigers and bears! H2O Man Nov 2020 #17
Gosh. H2O Man Nov 2020 #8
i hope they don't and i also hope i'm overreacting 0rganism Nov 2020 #18
I think you are H2O Man Nov 2020 #21
You had me until Cheezoholic Nov 2020 #2
But what if H2O Man Nov 2020 #11
I would, but $75/hour isn't enough to be in the same room with Tucker Carlson. Frustratedlady Nov 2020 #3
Right. H2O Man Nov 2020 #12
I'll Wait until My George Soros check clears this Time Stallion Nov 2020 #4
It took a while H2O Man Nov 2020 #13
I am near Western PA...live just on the other side of the border. Demsrule86 Nov 2020 #6
The Pittsburgh office H2O Man Nov 2020 #16
Tucker Carlson entertainment? Laelth Nov 2020 #9
He's agreed to H2O Man Nov 2020 #19
OK. That might be fun to watch. Laelth Nov 2020 #20
It will cover H2O Man Nov 2020 #22
Oh hell!! DU has lost H2O.......... 7wo7rees Nov 2020 #23
And found! H2O Man Nov 2020 #25
I cannot believe there are people here with so little sense of humor ms liberty Nov 2020 #24
Thank you! H2O Man Nov 2020 #26

0rganism

(24,112 posts)
1. surely you see how dangerous this OP is
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 05:59 PM
Nov 2020

humor, to be sure, but it has a strong chance of being echoed through external citation
"did you see what they're saying at DU?", especially the 2nd paragraph.

seriously the laughs are not worth the risk in this case.

H2O Man

(74,042 posts)
10. Maybe, maybe not .....
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:18 PM
Nov 2020

I never considered the possibility that Trump's legal team might cite this in front of the US Supreme Court, though.

H2O Man

(74,042 posts)
27. Hopefully he marked
Fri Nov 6, 2020, 05:21 PM
Nov 2020

it down on his calendar. Maybe on his father's calendar. That'd be enough to make a grown man cry.

0rganism

(24,112 posts)
15. it need not be cited in its entirety
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:25 PM
Nov 2020

a dangerous idea to float at this time: "With the help of Iranian computer experts, we have been able to make significant progress in post-marking each ballot as being received on November 2."

"That's what the Democrats are saying."

not helpful.

0rganism

(24,112 posts)
18. i hope they don't and i also hope i'm overreacting
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:27 PM
Nov 2020

this seems like a delicate time, might not want to be floating this stuff here sarcastically.

H2O Man

(74,042 posts)
21. I think you are
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:31 PM
Nov 2020

overreacting. It is a tense time, and people are prone to doing so. A lot of people's nerves are on edge.

Still, I wish that Trump's legal team would use this when they approach federal courts. It might be the most rational thing they have. I hope they file it with the infamous clip of Rudy G in the new Borat flick.

H2O Man

(74,042 posts)
12. Right.
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:21 PM
Nov 2020

But, if response #1 is correct, we may have Trump supporters show up for work. We're not paying them anything above $6.37 per hour, with no hotel rooms, food, or entertainment. That will allow us to increase the wage for others.

Stallion

(6,477 posts)
4. I'll Wait until My George Soros check clears this Time
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:00 PM
Nov 2020

Fool me once-shame on you
Fool me twice---you can't be fooled again

H2O Man

(74,042 posts)
13. It took a while
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:24 PM
Nov 2020

for his check to clear in 2018, when we drove buses for the caravans. But he's here in each of the states at all times and the same time, and paying in cash this time.

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
9. Tucker Carlson entertainment?
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:10 PM
Nov 2020

No way. The base pay has to go WAY UP before I would consider subjecting myself to that.

-Laelth

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
20. OK. That might be fun to watch.
Thu Nov 5, 2020, 06:29 PM
Nov 2020

I don’t think it would LAST very long, though. You need to up your entertainment budget.



-Laelth

ms liberty

(8,720 posts)
24. I cannot believe there are people here with so little sense of humor
Fri Nov 6, 2020, 02:13 PM
Nov 2020

About a joke. And so much oversensitivity. Or wait, maybe I can (resigned sigh with an eyeroll)...

H2O Man

(74,042 posts)
26. Thank you!
Fri Nov 6, 2020, 05:19 PM
Nov 2020

Not only did some find this offensive, but they refused to come and help the effort to steal the election. What would Abbie Hoffman think, were he alive? I mean, we had an opportunity to get rid of Mitch and Lindsey, had they helped. I don't like to point fingers, but I suspect they are the type of people who only voted once.

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