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ok_cpu

(2,050 posts) Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:38 PM Oct 2020

Top tRump priority according to @GOP: colonizing the moon

Link to tweet

Pres. Trump is fighting for YOU! Here are some of his priorities for a 2nd term:

*Establish Permanent Manned Presence on The Moon
*Send the 1st Manned Mission to Mars
*Build World’s Greatest Infrastructure System
*Establish National High-Speed Wireless Internet Network

They were hacked or this is a very well-done satire handle, right?

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Top tRump priority according to @GOP: colonizing the moon (Original Post) ok_cpu Oct 2020 OP

There's a moon in the sky. SoonerPride Oct 2020 #1

Wow! 208 more Infrastructure Weeks! Roland99 Oct 2020 #2

It'll take them that long to get their stories straight on another big lie. ffr Oct 2020 #6

I'm actually really surprised he didn't try to get a Moon base with his name on it. cbdo2007 Oct 2020 #3

That's priority #5 for us ok_cpu Oct 2020 #5

HA, New York can't extradite from the moon. N/T IllinoisBirdWatcher Oct 2020 #4

I'm okay with colonizing the moon. grumpyduck Oct 2020 #7

And, Mexico is going to pay for it! Chainfire Oct 2020 #8

tRUMP is boldly going where no man dared before with his steam powered Space Farce. WyattKansas Oct 2020 #9

SoonerPride

(12,286 posts)

1. There's a moon in the sky.

Reply to ok_cpu (Original post)

Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:39 PM

Oct 2020

It's called the moon.

Roland99

(53,342 posts)

2. Wow! 208 more Infrastructure Weeks!

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Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:41 PM

Oct 2020

ffr

(22,669 posts)

6. It'll take them that long to get their stories straight on another big lie.

Reply to Roland99 (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:47 PM

Oct 2020

cbdo2007

(9,213 posts)

3. I'm actually really surprised he didn't try to get a Moon base with his name on it.

Reply to ok_cpu (Original post)

Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:45 PM

Oct 2020

Like that would be the ultimate branding win, to have a "Trump Base" on the moon, and I bet if he had pushed for it he would have gotten it. Especially for a narcissistic real estate guy with his name on hotels/resorts all over the world, that was really a missed opportunity for him.

ok_cpu

(2,050 posts)

5. That's priority #5 for us

Reply to cbdo2007 (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:46 PM

Oct 2020

If only Twitter allowed another 140 characters.

IllinoisBirdWatcher

(2,315 posts)

4. HA, New York can't extradite from the moon. N/T

Reply to ok_cpu (Original post)

Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:46 PM

Oct 2020

grumpyduck

(6,232 posts)

7. I'm okay with colonizing the moon.

Reply to ok_cpu (Original post)

Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:47 PM

Oct 2020

Put him and his minions on the first group.

And forget to send supplies.

Chainfire

(17,536 posts)

8. And, Mexico is going to pay for it!

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Fri Oct 23, 2020, 03:49 PM

Oct 2020

WyattKansas

(1,648 posts)

9. tRUMP is boldly going where no man dared before with his steam powered Space Farce.

Reply to ok_cpu (Original post)

Fri Oct 23, 2020, 04:06 PM

Oct 2020

Thundering stove stack propulsion belching out fossil fuel exhaust in his conquest to claim all of outer space as his Empire as tRUMP has visions of conquest and glory for his tRUMP Empire. tRUMP promises to plant his tRUMP flag on every moon and planet for all Americans to cherish. tRUMP's pet spaceship is the U.S.S.R. tRUMPrise and is already in negotiations with Mars, Venus, Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune to build his tRUMP Plaza Resort.*

* All of the planets listed are presently suggesting that tRUMP just build on Uranus for his first tRUMP Uranus Plaza Resort, which would determine their final conclusions for his projects.

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