"I dropped $300 earlier today on a fortune teller."

[Nevilledog]

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@if_you_see_kaye
I dropped $300 earlier today on a fortune teller. This woman was like, I see Donald Trump claiming tomorrow he was being treated unfairly in the debate.

Dude... I’m gonna be SO freaked out if that actually happens. How could she possibly know this?

#Debate2020
#Debates2020

[grumpyduck]

1. When you dropped it on her...

was she hurt?

[Chemisse]

2. Money well spent.

[Marie Marie]

3. Some people truly do have a gift...

of paying attention the last 4 years.

[uriel1972]

4. and for just $255.99 more she will tell you that

water is wet

[Mr. Ected]

5. What would be great is if the moderator totally left Trump alone and threw him softballs

He'll already geared up to go off on her tonight, so imagine the hilarity that would ensue if they just babied him and allowed Joe an opportunity to show his chops. Trump would be a volcano with nowhere to erupt and the result would be Mt. St. Helenesque.

I would be willing to not go hard on Trump tonight just because he expects it and intends to use it to his (deluded belief) benefit.

[tavernier]

8. Yes, just keep asking him his favorite ice cream flavor

and his favorite fast food place etc. Keep him occupied while Joe fills in the country on what to expect when the grown ups take over.

[Sherman A1]

6. Wise investment

Well Done......

[Claustrum]

7. Did the Trump "won the debate" email go out yet?

[NBachers]

9. A couple of Fortune Teller tunes

Way better than the Stones version with the screeming tweenies dubbed in:

[nolabear]

10. Was her name Madam Ruth and did she have a gold capped tooth?

Otherwise it don’t count.