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"Gee, Mr. Trump, I am sure sorry to add to your concerns but, in addition to the Corona virus,
you also have syphilis and gonorrhea."
"Doctor--- geez!---what can be done? Is there any hope for me? Surely there's SOMETHING that you can prescribe for a rich important genius like me! Please---tell me! What do you recommend?"
"Well, sir, don't give up hope. We're going to put you in your own private ICU room and feed you all the pizza and pancakes you can eat."
"PIZZA AND PANCAKES! I love pizza and pancakes! Will those cure me? Will they make me better?"
"No, they won't help you at all, but they're the only foods we can slide under the door!"
