It has yet to be confirmed that Trump was infected by prostitutes that were snuck into the...

[ecdab]

White House. Others suggest he was infected during an off the books meeting with the Russian Ambassador. Some people say other less likely things. Nature abhors a vacuum, and the White House has tried to create an informational vacuum.

What have you all "heard" about how Trump managed to get himself infected?

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. Alien probe?

[LakeArenal]

2. Leaves us to make up our own "facts".

[dweller]

3. self inflected wound ?

✌🏼

[RockRaven]

4. I heard that Judge Handmaiden coughed on him when he wasn't looking because she'd rather

have President Pence. Their religious nutjobbery isn't exactly the same, but she still likes Pence better than Trump.

[RainCaster]

5. Urinating hookers

[Laelth]

6. It's really quite simple.

He loves to “smell” Hope Hicks, and I am sure he was breathing deeply for the few days that they were in close quarters. He got a heavy load of SARS-CoV-2 from Hope.

-Laelth

[Catcar]

7. Do you think Trump prefers his Russian prostitutes to...

Do you think that Trump prefers his prostitutes to Pee or to give him Covid?

[ecdab]

8. Given that Trump came out and said that getting COVID was a blessing from God, and knowing his...

deep personal faith, but also his love of golden showers; I've got to say this is a tough one. I'm going to split the baby, and say Trump likes his Russian prostitutes to do the whole golden shower routine while infected with COVID.

[Wicked Blue]

9. Kamikaze fly

And there's more than one...

[Atticus]

10. Putin had an infected 13 year old Lolita---nekkid---waiting in his shower the last time

he flew down to his "residence" in Mar-A-Lago.

What could he do? He's only human, right?

Besides, she was really hot for his bod!

(I know! I know! EW-W-W-W!!! )

[Funtatlaguy]

11. Covid can be found in bodily fluids. So, there's that possibility.